It's only right. After all, he was the man of the house whenever his father was away, and every king needs a castle. So when he found out Ella was getting a Crayola play tent with a mesh ceiling and clear panels you can draw on with dry-erase markers, Jake demanded something just as cool.
He surveyed his dominion. The Deluxe Fun Zone play tent was truly fit for royalty. Flame-resistant fabric in case of surprise enemy attacks, a full zippered mesh door to keep out pests, including little sisters. And a 5-foot tunnel with 100 play balls included. He had everything he needed.
Everything except a "NO MOMS ALLOWED" sign.
"Hey Squirt, you having fun playing in your new tent?"
"MOOOOOOM! GET OUT! Can't you see I'm busy in here?! And don't call me 'Squirt!' I'm too big for that now!"
"My sincerest apologies, Your Highness," said Michelle with a curtsy. "What punishment awaits me for such an ill-mannered intrusion? Dungeon? Guillotine?"
"I'll let you live this time. But don't let it happen again or it'll be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"I am truly humbled by your mercy, my liege. I shan't make such a gratuitous error again."
Crayola Play Tent
Crayola Play Tent
Crayola Play Tent
Crayola Play Tent (Package Contents)
Deluxe Fun Zone Tent
Deluxe Fun Zone Tent
Deluxe Fun Zone Tent (Package Contents)
Crayola Play Tent Features
Deluxe Fun Zone Play Tent Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
| Crayola Play Tent Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Recommended Ages: | 3 Years and Up |
| Assembly Required: | Yes |
| Tent Dimensions: | 3' H x 4' W x 4' D |
| Tunnel Dimensions: | 20" W x 36" L |
Washing and Care Instructions (Crayola Play Tent)
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| Deluxe Fun Zone Play Tent Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Recommended Ages: | 3 Years and Up |
| Assembly Required: | Yes |
| Tent Dimensions: | 4' H x 6' W x 5' D |
| Tunnel Dimensions: | 5' L x 19" D |
| Ball Diameter: | 3" |
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