C’mon, you want us to be the laughingstock of the suburb? We just got a new Maytag! Let’s start covering this thing with some adorable pictures of our family! I got you this Art 101 192-piece art set in a wooden case for a reason, you know! Granted, it’s not really a professional art set, but until I see some improvement in Cameron’s laughable “T-Rex” drawings I’m not investing.