Scooters aren't just for kids! Although this one is. So forget what we just said at the start of this sentence, okay?
Scooters have changed drastically over the years. In the old black and white movies, they're basically just apple crates with cheap wheels on the bottom. They're a lot higher tech now, and you can even duct tape your photo to the handle bars for some high-speed Pokemon GO hunting if you so desire, but we hope you don't because aren't we all over that by now?