These story concepts go together like peas and broken glass.
Buy these books: if you're tired of the same-old boring kid stories with plausible storylines.
Don't buy these books: if you occasionally see little green men that no one else sees. Don't want to stir up any more trouble for yourself.
In 99% of uses, these books don't: make one lick of sense.
In a tell-all biography, it was revealed that these books: were created in a fever-induced haze.
If these books went to Taco Bell, they would order: one of everything on the menu, and then immediately flush it all down the toilet.