Some drive the road to success, some ride shotgun, and some need a booster seat so they can sit in the back. That's just how it goes.
Ah, Johnny! Good to see you! I must say, the first day I saw you walk in, I knew from the cut of your diaper that you'd be making partner. And today, you're riding with me, the CEO of Babies International Bank! Shall we take my car? Jeeves! Bring my car around!
Yes, Johnny, it's my belief that those who can, do, and those who can't, don't. And then there's us, the real leaders, who sit in booster seats and look out the window. I figure you and I, we need full body side impact protection in the event of any trouble. Jeeves up there? Pffah! I can hire a dozen of him at a second's notice! Eyes front, Jeeves, or I'll dock your pay.
What's that? You can't handle the reinforced head support with six height positions that can be easily adjusted with one hand? Well, we all have our first time eating lobster, if you follow me. Here, it's super easy, and it'll grow with you. Before long, we'll have to give you some more room... for your wallet! Haw haw haw! Jeeves, I said eyes front!