You don't even know how lucky you are, kid. Some people pay big bucks for hydraulics like that.
CHILDREN. KIDS. Today is YOUR day! Today is the day you may begin PINING FOR THE SUMMER! Even if you go to one of those year-round abominations. Nobody can stop you from pining, right? It's your freedom as an American to pine! Thomas Jefferson fought Hitler to make sure you could pine! Don't write that down, though, we didn't fact check it.
Anywho, all the stuff in this here Kids.Woot Woot Off are things you can enjoy during your summer fun. And if you find something that doesn't? Duh! Use your imagination! Even a bent paper clip can be a rocket if you imagine hard enough!
Oh, but all the bent paper clips are probably going to be over on Tools & Garden. Just in case you're looking for them.
Woot Plus
Woot + top brands = tons of cool stuff, sold cheap. Explore these deal events now...
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Trend Lab Diapers
We know what goes in it. But that's still no excuse not to look one's best.
Ends May 24 at 9AM CT -
Wooden Toys
More fun than toothpicks, more exciting than a stick, and yet, THE SAME MATERIAL!!
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Boys Basics
We're selling just enough here to keep your boy legally clothed in the eyes of the law.
Ends May 23 at 9AM CT -
Bike Helmets
Most things you buy, you hope they never hit the ground. This one, you buy in case it has to.
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Trucks 'N Stuff
And by stuff, we mean a barn. Hey, just go with it, we couldn't fit it in anywhere else.
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XOLO Mismatched Shoes for Kids & Mom
Where were you 30 years ago when I needed you?!
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National Geographic Activities
Your kid will learn, but they'll THINK they're just making messes! So they'll love it the whole time!
Ends May 23 at 9AM CT
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Tot Sauce: In Case of Emergency
There is no way to fully comprehend the tremendous loss that the residents of Moore, Oklahoma experienced yesterday. My heart goes out to everyone affected by the deadly tornado.
Over the course of the last two days, I have seen a whole lot of "woulda, coulda, shouldas" from people, angry and confused, trying to make sense of the terrible disaster for which there really is no rhyme or reason.
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