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Electronic Hyperslide

Electronic Hyperslide

$4.99

  • + $5 shipping
Condition:
New
Product:
1 Hasbro 44694 Electronic Hyperslide Game
I Want One!

nursedawn inquires, "How many and what kind of batteries does this use?"

LINCAR4 helped design this toy and describes the play.

pooflady gets excited, "This is going to be great Christmas afternoon once the presents are opened."

vinithehat thinks that it gets faster and faster as you play.

Zimdale feels the kid coming out.

egyptianruin was the first to find the Youtube video.

kmeltzer does some Froogling.

DCno10 now finds the user manual.

DCno10 heads over to Amazon.

twr8801 is confused.

ratlenhum's son joys the game.

It’s time you faced facts.

Everything that was groundbreaking and amazing to you as a child is LAME to your kid.

Case in point: back in the day you probably won the adoration of your school with a public Simon exhibition, but kids today are pretty nonplussed by a giant Frisbee that lights up and beeps, which is why you need a Hasbro Electronic Hyperslide. Everywhere Simon zigs, this thing says, “OMG LOLZ U R TEH SUXX!1!!eleventy!”

Keep your colored plastic pads, old man. This thing’s got hyper discs that, instead of mashing with your grubby little mitts, you zip, shoot, and slide under the little archway in the order that the voice calls. Yes, this thing speaks. And lights up. And plays music. And to think you were impressed with a tone and a light. What a moron!

It’s got four different modes, and on the off chance your kid’s got a friend they can play two player mode. You might not be cool or able to understand their newfangled toys, but the good news is they’ll still need you to buy the AA batteries.

If you’ve got a little one under six or so, pass on this one. They might be as confused as you are with this. But it’ll be even more embarrassing if they’re not.

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Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Recommended Ages: 6 and up

Features:

  • Flick, slide or shoot the different-colored hyper discs under the arch
  • As the game unit calls out the sequence of colors for you to pass, the game “knows” if you’ve passed the right disc or not
  • Obey the voice commands, get your brain in the game and break the code, or guess which color will be called next.
  • Play with a friend or practice solo
  • Tabletop slide-and-pass excitement features electronic lights and sounds, plus an announcer’s voice that talks you through three fast-sliding game modes
  • For 1 or 2 players
  • Dimensions: 15" W x 3 1/2" L x 3 1/2" T

Games:

  • Fast Pass, Slide the Hyper Discs under the arch as they are called out by the game unit. Play together to increase your number of correct passes made
  • Fast Pass Head-to-Head, Slide the Hyper Discs under the arch as they are called out by the game unit. The first to score 3 points wins
  • Add One, Slide the Hyper Discs under the arch in the order they are called out by teh game unit. With each pass, one color is added onto the growing sequence. Play together to increase your number of correct passes made
  • Add One Head-to-Head, Slide the Hyper Discs under the arch in the order they are called out by the game unit. With each pass, one color is added on to the growing sequence. The first player to 3 wins
  • Code Buster, You have 90 seconds to decipher the code and slide the Hyper Discs under the arch in the pattern secretly determined by the game unit

Additional Photos:

In the box:

  • Hyper Slide Arch
  • 4 Hyper Discs (red, blue, green, yellow)
  • Hyper Band
Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.097s
First Sucker:
dougjohnson5539

Quantity Breakdown

  • 32% bought 132%
  • 21% bought 221%
  • 47% bought 347%

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