No, No, Don’t Get Up
Kids, if you’re all going to be lazy good-for-nothings, you need to learn how to do it right.
Really, I like what you guys are doing with that “head buried in a hand-held device of some kind and vehemently complaining the moment you’re asked to contribute anything at all to the world around you” thing you’ve got going, but there’s so much more you could NOT be doing! Think of all the excess energy you’re wasting grunting in response to something your parents ask you or reading this write-up on your phone? You need you a chance to finally give up completely and be the anchor that drags your folks down we all know you can be! You NEED a Kid Kraft Adjustable Lounger.
Think of all the hours, days, even YEARS of your life you can waste away by sitting on one of these comfy, velour fabric-covered chairs with a steel frame that adjusts at the back and feet! Just flop down, let your arms and jaw hang limp, wheeze as you breathe, and find a spot on a wall to stare blankly at. Be careful, though. Don’t go updating your status online. That kind of thing means you care about something, and we can’t have that.
Before you know it, the true power of apathy will take hold and your destiny as the most useless generation will finally be realized! How do you say “congratulations” in your language? Oh, that’s right. “Whatevs.”
Warranty: 90 Day Kid Kraft
Condition: New
Features:
- A great addition to any child’s room or playroom!
- Adjustable at the back and feet – just click it into one of several positions!
- Made of velour fabric with a steel frame
- Adjusts in seconds – no tools necessary
- No assembly required
- User manual and care instructions available here
- Dimenisons: 50"L x 20"W x 8"D
- Weight: 14.4 lbs
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In the box:
- (1) Kid Kraft Adjustable Tween Lounger (choose either pink or denim)
