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Tot Sauce: Kids Say the Creepiest Things

by Amy Nance

My son isn't old enough to speak in full sentences, so he hasn't said anything particularly disturbing yet. The closest thing I have to relate is the night he offered his milk to mommy, then daddy, then an invisible person apparently standing behind us. Later that night during bath time, he also pointed to the invisible person standing in the bathroom doorway, and then waved goodnight to the invisible person at bed time. Every time he did it, shivers ran down my spine.

Quite a few of my friends have regaled me with stories of the creepy things their kids have said, and we always have a good laugh. So when I found this article, I knew I had to share it. There are a few good ones there, but if you want more, check out this Reddit thread.

So what's the creepiest thing your kid has ever said?