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Tot Sauce: Good News You Guys

by Amy Nance

When I was pregnant, the list of pregnancy dos and don'ts was very intimidating to me. Don't eat lunch meat or soft cheeses. Do sob uncontrollably when you find out you're not supposed to eat lunch meat and soft cheeses. Don't fly when you're more than eight months pregnant. Do consider divorce when your husband jokes that you'd need to buy two seats anyway.

If you're pregnant now, or thinking of becoming pregnant, you've got enough on your plate. So let me put your mind at ease and give you one less thing to worry about. You ready? Here it is:

Bidet toilets not tied to pregnancy risks: study

Whew! What a relief! (pun totally and shamelessly intended) Seriously. You think tying your shoes is going to be challenging in your third trimester, just you wait. Ever see a T-Rex doing his business? Exactly.