Come Down Off Your High Chair
Let me cut to the chase. You need a job.
See, I knew you were going to act this way. The moment I mention doing anything other than gurgling cutely, playing on your play mat, or napping all day, you get an attitude. Well, spitting your apple sauce all over the tray of your Kolcraft Recline ‘N Dine High Chair doesn’t change the fact that all the things you enjoy on a daily basis cost money.
That’s right. You like having a dry bottom, right? Well, fresh diapers, wipes, and baby powder isn’t just brought to us by a stork, you know. And those stuffed toys you like to shove in your mouth don’t come cheap, either. Daycare, strained peas, warm blankies, it all adds up. If you want to continue having nice things like your Kolcraft Recline ‘N Dine High Chair with three reclining positions, secondary snack feeding tray, and rear storage shelf, you’re going to have to start contributing to this family’s income.
Here, buddy, just take a look at these applications your mother and I picked up for you. I’m sure you’ll find something a kid of your many talents can do, no matter how bad the economy is. Maybe you could get a gig greeting customers at the local SuperMart with that charming little grin of yours.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Kolcraft
Condition: New
Features:
- Designed to accommodate children from newborn to 50 pounds
- Three position recline modifies the feeding angles to adjust to your baby’s changing development
- Comfortable, easy-to-clean seat pad
- Second feeding tray for snacks
- Three point safety restraint
- Rear storage shelf
- JPMA Certified
- Only use recline position with infants under 20 pounds
- Only use upright position with children up to 50 pounds who can sit unassisted
- Adult assembly required (Phillips screwdriver needed)
In the box:
Kolcraft Recline ‘N Dine High Chair (Model #KH012)
- (1) Seat Back
- (1) Seat Base
- (1) Snack Tray
- (2) Recline Tabs
- (4) Leg Sockets
- (1) Hinge Rod
- (1) One-Hand Press Release Tray
- (4) Leg Caps
- (4) Legs
- (15) 5 x 25mm Washer Screws
- (1) Seat Pad
- (1) Instruction Manual
Specs
Kolcraft KH012 Recline ‘n Dine High ChairSpecs
Kolcraft KH012 Recline ‘n Dine High ChairSales Stats
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- 0m 0.778s
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