DO NOT FEED THE DRAGONS
Buy a wagon: to haul around your little fire-breathers.
Don't buy a wagon: or whatever. See if we care.
Left to their own devices, these wagons would: set the world a-blaze with fun!
In 99% of uses, these wagons don't: eat baby goats.
These wagons grant their owners: a lifetime of "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"