That's How It Starts
"Get him the character hoodie," you said. "He'll look absolutely adorable," you said. What's the worst that could happen?
Fast-forward 35 years. Your job-holding, society-contributing son now stands before you, covered head-to-toe in silicone scales. He communicates in chirps and clicks, and insists you refer to him as "Chalakon." Yes. Your son is a merman.
Not a real merman, of course, because those don't exist. But he is a real-life PhD in Education earner and tenured college professor who just happens to enjoy attending conventions dressed as a mythical fish beast.
And it all started with that damn hoodie you bought him when he was 4. Everyone telling him how adorable he looked all made up like his favorite character. It was that adoration and praise that cemented his future. You're (mostly) OK with it. He's made a lot of good friends, and he's not hurting anyone. Besides, it could have been a lot worse. You almost bought him that clown hoodie instead.
Features
Available Sizes: 2T (toddler) - 7 (youth)
Now your kid can dress up like their favorite character without looking totally weird, because it's not Halloween season.
Choose from 4 classic characters your kid will love
- Mickey Mouse
- Jake from Jake and the Neverland Pirates
- Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Optimus Prime from Transformers (Original Optimus, Not Michael Bay Optimus)
Features:
- These lightweight zip-up character hoodies feature cool silk screen prints details all over
- Full front zip and high collar provides for easy on and off
- Side-seam pockets
- Mickey features his trademarked ears on top of the hood
- Jake is all decked out in his pirate outfit
- Michelangelo & Optimus Prime feature fold-out mesh masks, so your little ones can get even more into character
- These character hoodies make an for easy and simple costume for parties and play-time
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Character Hoodies | |
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Body Fabric: | 60% cotton / 40% polyester |
Country of Origin: | China |
Care: | - Machine Wash Cold w/Like Colors - Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed - Tumble Dry Low - Cool Iron if Needed - Do NOT Iron Design |
In the box:
Choose your character and size
- (1) Child's Mickey Mouse Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Jake and the Neverland Pirates Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Transformer's Optimus Prime Hoodie
Specs
Character Hoodies | |
---|---|
Body Fabric: | 60% cotton / 40% polyester |
Country of Origin: | China |
Care: | - Machine Wash Cold w/Like Colors - Only Non-Chlorine Bleach When Needed - Tumble Dry Low - Cool Iron if Needed - Do NOT Iron Design |
In the box:
Choose your character and size
- (1) Child's Mickey Mouse Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Jake and the Neverland Pirates Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Hoodie
~ Or ~
- (1) Child's Transformer's Optimus Prime Hoodie
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 4m 4.660s
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