The Birds and the Bees
When Tim came in, Michelle was sitting on the edge of the couch, nervously tapping her leg. Whatever it was, Tim knew it wasn't going to be good.
"Uh oh. What is it?" he said.
"It's your son, Tim," Michelle said, stressing the "your" part. "I think it's time."
Tim's face grew hot. He had an idea what she meant, but he wanted to put it off as long as possible. "Time … time for what?"
"You know what, Tim. It's time for the talk."
"Oh God! Can't you just do it?" he pleaded.
"No way!" she insisted. "This one's all you. I had Olivia. You get Jake."
"Are you even sure it's time? What makes you think that?"
Michelle pointed at Ella's Illuminated Art Easel.
"What is that doing out here?" he asked.
"Go take a look," she said.
Tim sighed and walked over to the 5-in-1 double-sided easel. He looked at the LED light up drawing board and shrugged. "I don't get it. It just looks like a drawing of all of us."
"Pull down the roll of paper," said Michelle.
Tim did. And he started to laugh. "Oh big deal! So he drew boobs on that one."
"Look at the chalkboard," Michelle said with a raised eyebrow.
Tim actually looked startled. "Uh oh," he said when he saw Ella's stick figure drawings, each of which Jake had edited to make anatomically correct.
"I don't know what's going to be more difficult," said Tim. "Having to explain why this is inappropriate, or that he's way too optimistic about the future."
Features
Recommended Ages: 3+ Years
- This 5-in-1 easel is the most innovative double-sided easel around
- First - It's an Illuminated LED light up drawing board
- Second - A two sided art easel
- Third - A Pull down paper roll for sketching
- Fourth - A Chalk board
- Fifth - A Magnetic board
- Includes a bonus set of magnetic letters and numbers so your child can spell out and quantify how much they love you
- On the LED light up board your little artists can watch their creations change colors when the lights are out
- Press the light button to change the LED colors, or set them to cycle through automatically
- Encourage your little Claude Monet or Frida Kahlo to express themselves and create masterpieces
- Kids will have a great time creating works of art on multiple mediums and displaying them on this easel
- Some assembly required
- Requires 4 "AA" batteries for LED illumination (not included)
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Illuminated Art Easel | |
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Dimensions: | 25" x 25" (base) x 42" H |
Shipping Weight: | 13.2 lbs |
Batteries: | 4 "AA' batteries (not included) |
In the Box:
- (1) AMAV 5-in-1 Hi-Lite Easel With Bonus Magnetic Letters - 5168W
- (2) Special markers
- (4) Chalks
- (1) 7-meter paper roll
Bonus Magnetic Letters and Numbers set includes:
- (1) Of each number (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0)
- (1) Of each consonant (B,C,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,M,N,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z)
- (2) Of every vowel (A,E,I,O,U)
Specs
Illuminated Art Easel | |
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Dimensions: | 25" x 25" (base) x 42" H |
Shipping Weight: | 13.2 lbs |
Batteries: | 4 "AA' batteries (not included) |
In the Box:
- (1) AMAV 5-in-1 Hi-Lite Easel With Bonus Magnetic Letters - 5168W
- (2) Special markers
- (4) Chalks
- (1) 7-meter paper roll
Bonus Magnetic Letters and Numbers set includes:
- (1) Of each number (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0)
- (1) Of each consonant (B,C,D,F,G,H,J,K,L,M,N,P,Q,R,S,T,V,W,X,Y,Z)
- (2) Of every vowel (A,E,I,O,U)
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