Portal to a brooding adolescence.
Is little Kaylee or Braedyn a little too well adjusted? Do they engage in physical play and look you in the eyes when you talk to them? Well, get them started early on that shady road towards disenchanted teenagehood with their very own tablet computer!
Sure the Crayola Creativity and Disney Princess Bundles seem like fun ways to stimulate your child’s imagination and meet their growing intellectual needs, but you know the truth: fantasies of being a princess lead to unrealistic body image and class dynamic power struggles, and the ability to draw idyllic worlds only leads to cynicism when cold, callous reality crushes their dreams.
Soon little Kaylee is smoking cloves and hanging out with boys in eyeliner who call themselves Darth something-or-other and quote Howard Zinn. Braedyn’s long black bangs completely obscure his once-sparkling eyes as he dresses in army surplus jackets and calls himself Darth something-or-other while quoting Howard Zinn.
They never talk. They eat dinner in their rooms.
Damn, you, Leapfrog, you’ve turned our children to monsters.
Features
Recommended Ages: 3-9 Years
Designed to be flipped, shaken, and turned by little hands, the LeapPad2 comes with a tilt sensor for game control that puts kids in the middle of the action. Though sleek and thin, the LeapPad2 can withstand kids' roughhousing and dirty fingers. A 5-inch color touch screen makes it easy for kids of all ages to learn and interact.
Choose from 2 great LeapPad 2 Bundles:
Crayola Creativity Bundle:
- Unleash your child's inner artist with the LeapPad2 Kids' Learning Tablet & Crayola
- Comes with a green gel skin protective case
- Also includes the Crayola Art Adventure learning game
- 5 all-new LeapFrog "color-in" sticker skins
- 16 Crayola Pip-Squeaks Skinnies Markers
Disney Princess Bundle:
- This Disney Princess bundle features a custom-decorated Disney Princess filigree LeapPad2 tablet
- Also includes a Disney Princess protective carrying case
- 7 exclusive Disney Princess wallpapers
- 2 Disney Princess sticker sheets and 5 included apps
Common LeapPad2 Features:
- Two picture/video recording cameras
- eReader
- Music player
- Built in motion sensors
- 5" Touch screen
- 4GB memory and more
- Works with LeapFrog's educator-approved library of 800+ apps, games, eBooks, videos, and more.
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
LeapPad2 - Both Bundles | |
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Screen: | 5-inch resistive touch screen |
Resolution: | 480 x 272 pixels |
Camera: | 2MP front and back |
Video Recorder: | 240p video recording |
Processor Speed: | 550MHz |
Memory: | 4GB |
Dimensions: | 7.1" x 5.2" x 0.94" |
Weight: | 0.86 lbs |
Batteries: | 4 "AA's (not included) |
Minimum System Requirements |
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Internet Connection, Monitor Resolution of 1024 X 768, Available USB port, 512 MB of RAM (1 GB Recommended), 500 MB free disk space, latest version of Adobe Flash Player |
In the Box:
Choose your bundle
Crayola Creativity Pack
- (1) Green LeapPad 2
- (1) Stylus
- (1) Green Gel Skin
- (1) Crayola Art Adventure game
- (16) Crayola Pip-Squeak Markers
- (5) Removable Sticker Skins
- (1) USB cable
- (1) Quick-start guide
~ Or ~
Disney Princess Bundle
- (1) LeapPad2
- (1) Stylus
- (1) Carrying case
- (1) Seven home screen wallpapers
- (2) Sticker sheets
- (1) USB cable
- (1) Quick-start guide
Specs
LeapPad2 - Both Bundles | |
---|---|
Screen: | 5-inch resistive touch screen |
Resolution: | 480 x 272 pixels |
Camera: | 2MP front and back |
Video Recorder: | 240p video recording |
Processor Speed: | 550MHz |
Memory: | 4GB |
Dimensions: | 7.1" x 5.2" x 0.94" |
Weight: | 0.86 lbs |
Batteries: | 4 "AA's (not included) |
Minimum System Requirements |
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Internet Connection, Monitor Resolution of 1024 X 768, Available USB port, 512 MB of RAM (1 GB Recommended), 500 MB free disk space, latest version of Adobe Flash Player |
In the Box:
Choose your bundle
Crayola Creativity Pack
- (1) Green LeapPad 2
- (1) Stylus
- (1) Green Gel Skin
- (1) Crayola Art Adventure game
- (16) Crayola Pip-Squeak Markers
- (5) Removable Sticker Skins
- (1) USB cable
- (1) Quick-start guide
~ Or ~
Disney Princess Bundle
- (1) LeapPad2
- (1) Stylus
- (1) Carrying case
- (1) Seven home screen wallpapers
- (2) Sticker sheets
- (1) USB cable
- (1) Quick-start guide
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