Reverse Psychology
Sure, there are plenty of things you could put your child on instead of a comfy, clean, attractive, safety-tested seat like this. You don't need a shopping cart/high chair cover, do you? In fact, let's make a little list of all the things you'd rather have your child sit on.
- Half-eaten cakes. Sure, spongy drool-covered cakes are MUCH more comfy than a soft velboa fabric with 360° coverage on all sides. Bonus points if there's half-licked icing on top of each cake. That would make them much more interesting than some boring old cover that's machine washable and easy to clean. Who wouldn't prefer a throne of old cake over this floppy seat!
- Wild minks. Minks are soft, you know. They're also cruel and with sharp teeth, but who cares about that, right? Obviously you don't, that's why you aren't buying a 100% machine washable floppy seat with an easy-to-use elastic perimeter. You could slip it on to any size cart, but why? After all, throwing your baby into a pile of angry minks sounds SO much better.
- Fungi. Fungi is mysterious, often unknown. It can change people's minds, alter perception, and might one day take over the planet if not kept in check. Boy, won't THAT be better for your kid than a floppy seat with Loops Of Fun attached to help them hold their favorite toys? Better surrender to the fungi now, while there's still time.
But there's more! Your child could sit on gum, and paint, and a public bench that was sneezed on, and all the things that are soft and warm and far, far, FAR grosser than a nice floppy seat. So go on, just ignore this sale. Your child isn't worth it, are they? Better to just leave them to fend for themselves.
PS: we're being sarcastic, in case you couldn't tell. Buy the freakin' seat.
Features
- Helps keep baby safe from germs and offers deep 360° coverage on all sides of the shopping cart or seat
- Features a soft velboa fabric for a velvety feel for your baby
- Easy to use elastic perimeter quickly slips onto any size cart
- 100% machine washable - just toss in laundry when dirty
- Your baby will love riding in pillow-soft comfort
- Loops of Fun™ attaches a baby's favorite toys, so they can't get thrown to the floor
- Can be used as a high chair cover use in restaurants too
- Pocketed to store toys, a bottle or other things your baby might use
- Comes with its own safety belt
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Shopping Cart / High Chair Cover | |
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Materials: | - Shell: 65% Polyester / 35 % Cotton - Solid Shell: 100% Polyester - Filling: 100% Polyester |
Package Dimensions: | 12.5" x 11.7" x 5.8" |
Unstretched Dimensions: | 30" x 25" |
Messenger Bag Dimensions: | 12" x 12" x 8" |
In the Box:
- (1) Deluxe Velboa Floppy Seat Shopping Cart / High Chair Cover with Messenger Bag
Specs
Shopping Cart / High Chair Cover | |
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Materials: | - Shell: 65% Polyester / 35 % Cotton - Solid Shell: 100% Polyester - Filling: 100% Polyester |
Package Dimensions: | 12.5" x 11.7" x 5.8" |
Unstretched Dimensions: | 30" x 25" |
Messenger Bag Dimensions: | 12" x 12" x 8" |
In the Box:
- (1) Deluxe Velboa Floppy Seat Shopping Cart / High Chair Cover with Messenger Bag
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 36.550s
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Quantity Breakdown
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