My god, what destruction have we wrought?
Price, get out of here while you still can. Take the emergency exit tunnel underneath cooling tower four. It should still be operational, and no one has the security clearance to get there so you should be alone.
No, I’ll stay behind. Someone has to try and stop these genius babies.
I told the Excelsior Program Directors that exposing kids to these Baby Genius Books, CDs, and DVDs would be too much. First the sing-a-longs began, then the stories about life on Old MacDonald’s farm, then tactical firearm training and Krav Maga. Babies aren’t made to hold such knowledge in their tiny adorable hands, Price. They lack our morality. They’ve yet to learn right from wrong, and they’re so cute everyone has a really hard time scolding them for anything.
And now look at them: eliminating our elite security force one unit at a time. Slowly. Methodically. Systematically. This is just like that Deep Blue Sea movie.
What? Baby Geniuses? No, it’s nothing like that. You actually watched that?
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Pacific Entertainment
Favorite Sing-a-Longs DVD
- Baby Genius characters create a musical funfest with marvelous sing-a-longs like Apples and Bananas and I’ve Been Working on the Railroad. Favorite Sing-A-Longs is fully animated and features lively music designed to capture kids’ attention and teach rhymes and rhythms
- Choose Sing-A-Long lyrics in English or Spanish
- The Oboe Groove Sing-A-Long & Bonus Song
- DVD Approximate run time: 30 minutes
- Bonus CD approximate run time: 22 minutes
Underwater Adventures DVD
- Colorful images and undersea life swimming with excitement. DJ, Vinko and pals take children on an entertaining underwater experience they’ll enjoy over and over again. Tots will thoroughly delight in dolphins, sea lions, manta rays, and more as these ocean creatures move to enchanting classical music
- Includes English and Spanish languages
- Come Swim with Me Sing-A-Long and Bonus Song
- DVD approximate run time: 32 minutes
- Bonus CD approximate run time: 66 minutes
Favorite Nursery Rhymes DVD
- Animation and live action combined with classic nursery rhymes to get toes tapping and hands clapping. Favorite Nursery Rhymes features familiar classics like Old McDonald’s Farm; Row, Row, Row Your Boat; Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star; along with Baby Genius originals
- Sing-A-Long lyrics in either English or Spanish
- No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed Sing-A-Long and Bonus Song
Favorite Children’s Songs CD
- These favorite, irresistible songs will add fun to your child’s playtime. Children love to sing and hum along with Favorite Children’s Songs. This collection teaches little ones familiar childhood tunes they will cherish for a lifetime
- 29 Songs on 2 CDs
- Over 1 hour of music
Favorite Toddler Tunes CD
- 40 lively songs teach young children numbers, the ABCs and favorite nursery rhymes. Great new arrangements of familiar songs sung by kids and adults introduce music and movement into a child’s exciting world
- 40 songs on 2 CDs
- Over 1 hour of music
Favorite Lullabies CD
- Tender lullabies provide a soothing nursery-calm for precious sweet baby. Favorite symphonic classics, familiar vocal lullabies and beautiful instrumental originals will keep your little one in heavenly bliss. Tuck your dear little baby in a warm blanket, and it’s a musical journey into the Land of Nod
- 26 Songs on 2 CDs
- Over 1 hour of music
Favorite ABCs and Counting Songs CD
- Introduces young kids to the wonderful world of learning with funny, engaging songs about the ABCs and numbers. Use this hour of music and fun to help get kids ready for preschool
- 30 Songs on 2 CDs
- Over 1 hour of music
Old MacDonald Had a Farm Book
- Learn about life on the farm when Old MacDonald (Vinko the Dancing Bear) shows readers what being a farmer is all about- milking the cows, shearing the sheep, washing the pigs, feeding the hens and collecting eggs. Kids will fall in love with these adorable animals while learning about the sounds they make and how to take care of them
- Hardcover
- 16 Pages
- 6×6 Board Book
The Wheels on the Bus Book
- Join Oboe, Rosie, Frankie, DJ, Tempo and Vinko in this lively, interactive book. Each character cleverly illustrates to your child how to move their hands and arms while singing this popular children’s song. What makes this book so much fun is that both parents and children will be singing, learning and moving
- Hardcover
- 16 Pages
- 6×6 Board Book
5 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed Book
- Enjoy the musical adventure of Oboe the Monkey and his brothers and sisters. Those silly monkeys are jumpin’ on the bed. One by one they fall off and bump their heads. When Mama calls Doctor DJ the Dinosaur, the doctor says, “No more monkeys jumpin’ on the bed”. The silliness continues when Dr. DJ gets home to his own family guess what his children are doing? Children will get an early introduction to subtraction-every time a monkey falls off the bed
- Hardcover
- 16 Pages
- 6×6 Board Book
In the box:
- Favorite Sing-a-Longs DVD
- Underwater Adventures DVD
- Favorite Nursery Rhymes DVD
- Favorite Children’s Songs CD
- Favorite Toddler Tunes CD
- Favorite Lullabies CD
- Favorite ABCs and Counting Songs CD
- Old MacDonald Had a Farm Book
- The Wheels on the Bus Book
- 5 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed Book
Specs
Favorite Sing-a-Longs DVD & Bonus CDUnderwater Adventures DVD & Bonus CD
Favorite Nursery Rhymes DVD & Bonus CD
Favorite Children’s Songs CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite Toddler Tunes CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite Lullabies CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite ABCs and Counting Songs CD w/ Bonus CD
Old MacDonald Had a Farm Book
5 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed Book
Specs
Favorite Sing-a-Longs DVD & Bonus CDUnderwater Adventures DVD & Bonus CD
Favorite Nursery Rhymes DVD & Bonus CD
Favorite Children’s Songs CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite Toddler Tunes CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite Lullabies CD w/ Bonus CD
Favorite ABCs and Counting Songs CD w/ Bonus CD
Old MacDonald Had a Farm Book
5 Little Monkeys Jumpin’ on the Bed Book
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