Hard Science
If you, small child, pulled on an adorable swimsuit and dove into the warm plasma that gives us light and warmth, you'd last about a microsecond before dissolving. It wouldn't even hurt, you'd just dissolve in a burst of science. But you'd ALSO look SO cute wearing a set like this, and any observation satellite would have no choice but to agree.
So here's a thought: why not wear these in or by the pool/lake/pond/washtub this summer and PRETEND it's a star? Why, if you do that, you'll be using your imagination, and imaginations beat physical law each and every time!
Also it would save our country a few billion dollars, which is how much it would cost to make a space ship that could take a small child out towards the sun. Do your part, small child. Save this great nation some money.
Features
Available Sizes: 12 Months - 4T (toddler sizes)
Temps are climbing back up. Your kids may not remember the last time it was socially acceptable to wear shorts outside. Maybe your child has no concept of what it's like to get to be immersed in a body of water larger than a bathtub. Maybe it's time for a trip to the beach...
Choose from 4 cute swimsuit sets
Girls Sets (Pineapple ~or~ Turquoise Fish):
With sweet designs and stylish details that adorn these suits your little one will love soaking up the sun in style. Elastic construction provides a comfortable fit, the included sandals easily slip on when it's time to take a stroll.
Both Sets Include:
- One-piece Swimsuit
- Sandals
Boys Sets (Crabby But Cute ~or~ Pirates Only):
Explore the deep with these aquatic life themed outfits. Included soft sandals slide on easily. The matching rash guard keeps them dry and protected from the sun when they decide to resurface from the deep
Both Sets Include:
- Swim Trunks
- Rash Guard
- Sandals
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Sizing Chart | |||||
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Size | Height | Weight | Chest | Waist | |
12M (9-12 Months): | 29.5" - 30.5" | 22.5 - 25 lbs | |||
18M (12-18 Months): | 31" - 33" | 25.5 - 28 lbs | |||
24M (18-24 Months): | 33.5" - 35.5" | 28.5 - 30 lbs | |||
2T: | 33" - 36" | 26 - 30 lbs | 20" | 20.5" | |
3T: | 36" - 38" | 30 - 34 lbs | 21.5" | 21.5" | |
4T: | 38" - 40" | 34 - 38 lbs | 22" | 22" |
Sandal Sizing | |
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Sizes | Sole Length (inches) |
12M: | 5.5" |
18M: | 5.7" |
24M: | 5.9" |
2T: | 5.9" |
3T: | 6.1" |
4T: | 6.2" |
Boy Sets | |
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Rash Guard Materials: | 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex |
Swim Trunks Materials: | 100% Polyester |
Sandal Material: | Man-Made |
Care Instructions: | - Machine Wash Cold - Tumble Dry Low |
Girls Sets | |
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Shell Materials: | 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex |
Lining Materials: | 95% Polyester / 5% Spandex |
Sandal Material: | Man-made |
Care Instructions: | - Machine Wash Cold - Tumble Dry Low |
In The Box:
Choose your Color and Size
Wippette Pineapple Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) One-Piece Swimsuit
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Turquoise Fish Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) One-Piece Swimsuit
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Crabby But Cute Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) Swim Trunk
- (1) Rash Guard
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Pirates Only Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) Swim Trunk
- (1) Rash Guard
- (1) Pair of Sandals
Specs
Sizing Chart | |||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Size | Height | Weight | Chest | Waist | |
12M (9-12 Months): | 29.5" - 30.5" | 22.5 - 25 lbs | |||
18M (12-18 Months): | 31" - 33" | 25.5 - 28 lbs | |||
24M (18-24 Months): | 33.5" - 35.5" | 28.5 - 30 lbs | |||
2T: | 33" - 36" | 26 - 30 lbs | 20" | 20.5" | |
3T: | 36" - 38" | 30 - 34 lbs | 21.5" | 21.5" | |
4T: | 38" - 40" | 34 - 38 lbs | 22" | 22" |
Sandal Sizing | |
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Sizes | Sole Length (inches) |
12M: | 5.5" |
18M: | 5.7" |
24M: | 5.9" |
2T: | 5.9" |
3T: | 6.1" |
4T: | 6.2" |
Boy Sets | |
---|---|
Rash Guard Materials: | 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex |
Swim Trunks Materials: | 100% Polyester |
Sandal Material: | Man-Made |
Care Instructions: | - Machine Wash Cold - Tumble Dry Low |
Girls Sets | |
---|---|
Shell Materials: | 92% Polyester / 8% Spandex |
Lining Materials: | 95% Polyester / 5% Spandex |
Sandal Material: | Man-made |
Care Instructions: | - Machine Wash Cold - Tumble Dry Low |
In The Box:
Choose your Color and Size
Wippette Pineapple Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) One-Piece Swimsuit
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Turquoise Fish Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) One-Piece Swimsuit
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Crabby But Cute Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) Swim Trunk
- (1) Rash Guard
- (1) Pair of Sandals
~ Or ~
Wippette Pirates Only Swimsuit Set includes:
- (1) Swim Trunk
- (1) Rash Guard
- (1) Pair of Sandals
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