Hey man, check out this new Wii game I got: Wii Dishes. Wanna play?

Oh, c’mon! It’s really fun! Here. Let me show you. Alright, so here I am at the sink full of dirty dishes. Wow, it’s bad, right? Look at those 3D flies hovering over it! Gross! My goal in the game is to clean those dishes. So I’m going to take my Intec Wii Wave Motion Sensing Remote, and I’m going to rotate it to scrub the plate, and then I’m going to move it off to right to put the plate in the dish rack. Did you hear the Wii remote vibrate? That means the plate is clean and I’ve just earned 130 points for a perfect job!

Now, as I work my way down towards the bottom of the pile, there will be additional challenges. Like, here’s a pizza pan! I gotta rotate the remote in WIDE circles now, and then hold down the A button and move it up and down to initiate scour mode, because this thing’s been in here for a while. Uh oh! Look at that! I’ve uncovered some bowl that had some-kind of egg based batter in it! And it stinks. That’s why the screen is getting blurry; my Mii is getting dizzy from the smell. I gotta wave the Wii remote back and forth in front of my nose to disperse it!

Oh, now here’s the big boss, my virtual roommate coming to stand next to me to explain that he was going do these dishes later and he’s really sorry I got stuck doing them again. Quick, I gotta hold up my Intec Wii Remote firmly to shush him or he’ll never get the message that I don’t appreciate his lazy, uncleanly lifestyle. Whew! Shut him up just in time!

So yeah, that’s how it works. Why don’t you try. It might even teach you something…

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