Picking a car is a very hard choice. You better let your kid have some practice.

Hi there! Welcome to Mommy’s Auto Emporium! I’m Daddy, I’ll be helping you pick out your car today. Hey, did you find the place all right? Pretty neat how our showroom is out past the kitchen pantry, don’t you think? That’s how we pass the savings onto you!

Well, is this your lovely teddy bear? How do you do, Ma’am, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I can’t wait to get you two driving one of these beautiful World Tech Toys 1:16 RC Cars. So did you have anything in mind? Or do you just want to look around and see what strikes your fancy?

Ah, I see you noticed the Chrysler ME412 Concept Car. Nice, isn’t it? Funny thing, your little sister was just here this morning asking about that one. Yeah, said she had a piggy bank full of cash, too, and she might bring it back this afternoon. Of course, I told her, I said “Sweetheart, if someone else comes in first, I don’t care how much you love the working headlights and functional doors, I’ll go after that deal.” And I gotta say, son, you’d look pretty darn good driving this car around the driveway all summer long. Hey, want me to get out the Radio Control Transmitter and let you take it for a spin?

Oh, you want something a little less flashy? Guess I can’t blame you there, and we want to put the right car with the right person. What about this Mitsubishi Eclipse? It turns well, handling’s great, you can see those new rubber tires and detailed decals… oh, hang on, I think your teddy bear’s looking at the Infiniti G37. Like those spinners, don’t you? Yeah, that’s a good choice, too. Hey, maybe I can cut you a deal. Is it okay if I talk to my boss for a second? I’ll just run over to the office and talk to Mommy…

...well, I guess I’m kinda in a fix. Mommy says if you don’t get a car, she and I are getting a divorce. Not to hard sell you or anything, son, I mean, the decision’s still yours. But I sure do love her, and that Mazda RX8 sure would be a nice way for you to enjoy a World Tech Toys 1:16 RC Car this summer… oh, you’ll take it? Wow, that’s great! Hey, listen, there are just a few small things we’ve got to add, you know, after-market fees and taxes and such… right, and you’ll need to buy six AA batteries for the car and one 9-Volt battery for the transmitter so that comes to… nine hundred and sixty thousand dollars. Hey, but no trouble, we’ve got a great payment plan for you! Here, just sign this form and… perfect. Son, you’ve got a great car and you’re going to love playing with it just as soon as you finish mowing the lawn, painting the house, re-tiling the bathroom and adding a pond to the back yard.

Well, there’s no point crying now, is there? I’ve already gotten your signature! Listen, if you REALLY think you can’t handle the chores I can always try to resell the car as used and apply those payments to what you owe me. Maybe your sister would want to buy it. According to my Blue Book here the resale value’s listed at… about ten bucks. See? That’s just nine hundred fifty thousand nine hundred and ninety dollars remaining! Oh, and please don’t play with the car any more or I’ll have to charge you rental fees. Just another service here at Mommy’s Auto Emporium, #1 leader in World Tech Toys 1:16 RC Car sales for ten years in a row!

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