Girly Man
This is the worst field trip ever. Everyone said they were going to be way better in first grade than in kindergarten, but this one stinks!
“It’ll be okay, Tim. When everyone gets back to the bus, Mrs. Felder will notice we’re gone, realize we got lost on one of the hiking paths, and they’ll come and find us.”
Yeah sure, Lisa. If we don’t just burn to death by then! It’s gotta be 100 degrees out here.
“We just gotta drink water. Here, have a sip from my Sigg Cuddle Whales water bottle.”
Um… that’s okay… I’m not thirsty.
“Tim! My mom always says that when it’s this hot, it’s important to drink water! What’s the problem?”
It’s just the bottle is, you know…
“What do you mean? It’s lightweight and reusable, and it’s got stuff on the inside so that weird residue doesn’t build up and make the water taste funny. My mom told me all about it when she gave it to me for my birthday. She’s even got one of her own.
No, it’s not the bottle itself. It’s just… well… if it got around that I shared water from your Cuddle Whales bottle, people might start talking.
“What? That’s what you’re upset about? Tim, seriously, have a drink.”
No! Way! I’m finally getting past all the rumors that spread after I sat in that puddle and got mud on the back of my pants.
“But it hadn’t rained for a week when that happened…”
THERE WAS A PUDDLE! And whatever, that doesn’t matter. What matters is, I don’t need people thinking I’d share water with a girl.
“You’re so stupid.”
I mean, maybe if it wasn’t Cuddle Whales. Why couldn’t you get the Junior Eco Warrior Sigg or the Buried Treasure? Even the Flower Power design would be cooler than those Cuddle Whales. I could have pretended they were poison flowers or something.
“First of all, don’t blame this on my mom who picked the design. And second, nobody’s going to see us.”
...
“C’mon, Tim! Just have a sip.”
...Okay, fine. Promise not to tell?
“Promise.”
Ahhh! That is refreshing! Thanks, Lisa. Wait, why are your fingers behind your back?
“No reason.”
Features
Warranty: 5 Year SIGG
Condition: New
Features:
- Ultra lightweight, reusable, aluminum bottles
- Offered in .3-Liter/10 ounces (an ideal size for toddlers) or .4-Liter/13 ounces (recommended for ages 3-6 years)
- Comes with a double seal, leak-proof top with cap that keeps out dirt
- EcoCare liner is made from BPA-Free and phthalate-free ingredients
- Extruded from a single piece of aluminum, the innovative SIGG Bottle is surprisingly rugged, crack-resistant and completely reusable and recyclable
- A ground-breaking interior lining is 100% effective against leaching and combats residue build-up, which ensures that all you taste is the water, juice or other beverage that you just poured in the bottle, even after its been sitting in the sun
- Easy to clean, just rinse thoroughly under the faucet with warm, soapy water at the end of every day and let it air dry with the top off
- SIGG bottles have been thoroughly tested both in Europe and in the USA to ensure 0.0% leaching so there is absolutely no migration of either the liner or the container into the beverage
- 100% recyclable at the end of its life
- Comes with (4) SIGG Bottle Clean Tablets, highly effective cleaning tablets specially designed for SIGG Bottles
In the box:
- (1) SIGG Aluminum Water Bottle (Choose Your Size & Design)
- (4) SIGG Bottle Clean Tablets
Specs
SIGG Aluminum Water Bottle - Kid Sized with 4 SIGG Bottle Clean TabletsSpecs
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