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Except it’s princess-prince-pirate-lion-tiger-lamb-cat-bear-bunny. Let me explain: first, you and your opponent turn back to back. Then, you’ve got ten seconds to decide which of your 100% Polyester Micro-Fleece fully-lined Hot Head Hats and Matching Mittens you’re going to wear. After that, you turn around and see who wins. Here’s how you figure it out:
Princess beats prince because the prince will fall in love with princess making it easy for the princess to stab him in the back with the broken stem of a Champagne flute.
Prince beats pirate because the prince and pirate were roommates in college and so the prince knows that the pirate is just a rich musical theater kid who only took up looting and sinking ships after bombing a bunch of auditions in New York.
Pirate beats lion because, no matter how much mauling and ravaging the lion does, deep down it just kills him that he doesn’t have opposable thumbs like the pirate.
Lion beats tiger because the tiger is basically like the knock-off brand of the lion. I mean seriously, why do we still even make tigers, am I right?
Tiger beats lamb because the tiger can unhinge its jaw and eat the lamb whole. Right? Or wait, is that boa constrictors? Okay, for the purposes of this game, the tiger has boa constrictor powers.
Lamb beats cat because the lamb can make a cute sweater out of its wool and put it on the cat and then take a picture and post it to the internet. And then when the picture gets a billion hits and the cat gets all cocky, the lamb can be like, “I made you and I can destroy you just as easily!”
Cat beats bear because the cat has a tail, which gives it stability, and stability always wins.
Bear beats bunny because, as established in an old fable, a bunny can’t even out run a friggin’ turtle, so there’s no way it’s getting away from an attacking bear.
And, finally, bunny beats princess because the princess will fall in love with the bunny making it easy for the bunny to stab her in the back with its razor-sharp teeth.
Simple enough, right?
Princess
Princess Package Contents
Prince
Prince Package Contents
Pirate
Pirate Package Contents
Lion
Lion Package Contents
Tiger
Tiger Package Contents
Lamb
Lamb Package Contents
Cat
Cat Package Contents
Bear
Bear Package Contents
Bunny
Bunny Package Contents
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Recommended Ages: 6 Months – 7 Years
About Hot Head Hats
Hot Head Hats is a family-owned company. They have been in the business of making quality headwear and accessories for children for over 15 years. The character-themed hats were inspired by their own children, as they were trying to make a hat and design that kids would keep on their heads!
Features:
In the box:
Since Woot does not recommend tagging your kid like the side of a building, choose which set will help you identify your kid best while on the playground.
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