My child’s preschool is on an island that can only be accessed by gliding like a flying squirrel.

Early education is so important, y’know? That’s why, for Andrew and I, finding the right preschool was priority number one. It took us a few months to find a preschool that we both felt comfortable sending our precious little bundle to. Problem is: it can only be accessed by gliding on a membrane stretched between one’s arms and legs. You know, like a flying squirrel.

At first Andrew and I were devastated, because our little one lacked a plagiopatagium, and we were going to have to settle for some cut-rate landlocked school. But then we saw the Halo Big Kid SleepSack, and it all clicked.

You see, the SleepSack’s soft fleece material is not only comfy and breathable, it acts as a perfect airfoil. We just give our little love-bug a heave from a rocky promontory and watch him soar majestically to the remote island on which he develops essential cognitive skills. Plus, the foot openings allow him to walk comfortably while terrestrial, but can be pulled down over his feet to reduce drag in-flight!

The biggest drawback is that all of his classmates are actually flying squirrels. But parenting involves a lot of tough choices, y’know? Oh gosh, I’m sorry to run but I’ve got to wake up my daughter from her winter-long tranquilizer-induced hibernation. Teenagers, right!?

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