I thought I told you to stay out of our neighborhood, NERD!

Oh look, he’s got a bow and arrow! Just like his weirdo German granddad!

“Swiss. And he wasn’t my grandfather, he was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle. And this isn’t a bow and arrow. It’s a Zing Toys Z-Curve Bow Set.”

Oh yeah, Frilly Billy Tell? You gonna shoot an apple off someone’s head? You know what I heard? I heard your great-great-whatever-he-was MISSED! I heard that arrow went right into his kid’s eyeball!

“You are misinformed, Kevin. I’ve corrected you on this issue numerous times.”

No, you know what? I heard NONE of you Tells could hit the broad side of a barn with an arrow! I bet you couldn’t even hit this apple I’ve got with your bow set there!

“Fine. I’ll take that wager. But safety first. We can’t have the apple on your head, in case I miss as you insist I may.”

Fine. Where you want me to hold it?

“Lower. Lower still. Lower again.”

Ha! At this rate you’re more likely to hit me in the groin than hit the apple!

“Precisely.”

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