Woot! Kids' T-Shirt

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The Woot-Off is dead, but these deals live on!

Just embrace it.

This is the future of consumerism. Just go with it.

Welcome to the 21st century, folks. George Orwell? Aldous Huxley? Philip K. Dick? Those dystopian dreamers haven’t got jack on us. Embrace the irresistible force of capitalism! We’re throwing in with the “giant, faceless corporation” lot, and you will too if you know what’s good for you! So take advantage of this VERY special offer to pay for the right to turn your child into a living, breathing billboard for Woot!

Presumptuous? Do you have any idea who you’re talking to, citizen? You’re fighting a rising tide! You are the brands you wear. How could you deny your children the privilege of their peers’ envy by swaddling them in the hippest deal-a-day Internet brand around? And your loyalty will be rewarded with future opportunities to purchase products from the Woot family of sites, thereby giving you the honor of further propagating the brand to which you have dedicated your life and, indeed, the lives of your progeny.

There is no greater honor you can bestow upon your children. Let them go forth, proselytizing the gospel of daily internet deals! Together we shall convert the heathens of the web to the one true corporate lord! One Woot to rule them all! Resistance will be met with severe consequences!

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Condition: New


  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Place of Origin: USA

Kids’ Shirts Sizes:

  • K4:
    Chest Width: 13-1/2”
    Front Length: 18”
  • K6:
    Chest Width: 14-1/2”
    Front Length: 19-1/8”
  • K8:
    Chest Width: 15-5/8”
    Front Length: 20-3/4”
  • K10:
    Chest Width: 16-5/8”
    Front Length: 22”
  • K12:
    Chest Width: 17-5/8”
    Front Length: 23-1/4”

All models are wearing either a K8 or a K10 t-shirt

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

In the box:
Why worry about choosing just one? Get as many as you can and be done with it. Your kiddo will thank you.

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Woot Kids' T-Shirt

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.440s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 1% first woot
  • 1% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 61% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 47% bought 1
  • 31% bought 2
  • 22% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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