Helps With The Kids
Your kids want stuff. No, really, they do. Ask 'em "Do you guys want stuff?" and they'll yell back YEAAAAH! and then maybe throw in a "But it's good stuff, right?" And that's where you, the parent, come into play.
It's your job to find some good stuff and pass it along to the teeny types who don't know any better. Then they can smash it and tear and it feed it to a goat (how did that even get in your yard, anyway?) and demand more stuff. It's an endless cycle and the only thing that saves you from a pauper's grave is the though that one day you'll be mooching off them. And also, these Woot-offs.
Take this opportunity to stock up on the things your kids need and hide them in the drawer where you keep the broccoli. They'll never go in THERE, right?
Of course, the goat might. Maybe you should pick up a lock while you're thinking about it. Or call a goat exterminator. Whatever works for you.
Features
Recommended Ages: 8 Years and Up
- The key to controlling the battlefield fits in the palm of your hand with the VORTEX PROTON blaster!
- This powerful, single-shot blaster is compact enough to hide away when needed
- Quick-loading for surprise situations
- Offering long-range, high-powered disc-blasting technology, NERF VORTEX blasters hurl ultra-distance discs for the ultimate battle experience
- Comes with 3 ultra-distance discs
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Dimensions: 12" L x 3.3" W x 9" H
Warning!
- CAUTION: Do not at aim at eyes or face.
- TO AVOID INJURY: Use only discs designed for this product. Do not modify discs or disc blaster.
In the Box:
- (1) NERF Vortex Proton Blaster - Model# 32214
- (3) Ultra-Distance Discs
- Instructions
Specs
Dimensions: 12" L x 3.3" W x 9" H
Warning!
- CAUTION: Do not at aim at eyes or face.
- TO AVOID INJURY: Use only discs designed for this product. Do not modify discs or disc blaster.
In the Box:
- (1) NERF Vortex Proton Blaster - Model# 32214
- (3) Ultra-Distance Discs
- Instructions
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 43.778s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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