Time To Pick Up A Few Childish Things
When you think children, do you think toys? Or clothing? Or maybe you think "How can I best get out of here before these little monsters ruin my eight thousand dollar suit" instead?
Well, whatever you're thinking, stop it. STOP IT. You've got to FOCUS or else you might miss an amazing deal! Because what you're looking at here is a free-flowing river of discounts breaking through the dam of retail and flowing in a torrent of cheapitude right at your face and wallet.
Face it, at these prices, you can't afford NOT to have a kid. Except for that whole part where they'll expect you to buy them a car and pay for their college. Just kinda overlook that for now, okay? We're trying to make a point here.
Features
Recommended Ages: 8 Years and Up
- The key to controlling the battlefield fits in the palm of your hand with the VORTEX PROTON blaster!
- This powerful, single-shot blaster is compact enough to hide away when needed
- Quick-loading for surprise situations
- Offering long-range, high-powered disc-blasting technology, NERF VORTEX blasters hurl ultra-distance discs for the ultimate battle experience
- Comes with 3 ultra-distance discs
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Dimensions: 12" L x 3.3" W x 9" H
Warning!
- CAUTION: Do not at aim at eyes or face.
- TO AVOID INJURY: Use only discs designed for this product. Do not modify discs or disc blaster.
In the Box:
- (1) NERF Vortex Proton Blaster - Model# 32214
- (3) Ultra-Distance Discs
- Instructions
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 57.665s
- First Sucker:
- dirk61
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- barok
Purchaser Experience
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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