Construction crews have begun work on this awesome Thomas & Friends Coal Hopper Figure 8 Set. This wooden railway’s going to create jobs, reduce bedroom pollution, and link the four corners of the room with a bridge, tunnel, figure eight track, and some other stuff like a coal hopper.

We understand that this railway doesn’t come free. It’ll mean spending. It’ll mean an increase in our chore duty deficit. But once completed this project will be the linchpin of our plan to reinvigorate the bedroom and make it a shining example to kids everywhere of progress, technology, and ingenuity!

Now if I can just get those jerks in the Big Sister Congress to approve the legislation, we’ll be fine.