The List
Jake’s List Of Things Mommy Says I Have To Write Down And Remember:
24: Absorbent diapers are not portals to another dimension.
25: I should not try to scare my little sister by telling her she might fall through the magic portal in her diapers.
26: I should never ever open the window in Ella's room, even if she is only on the first floor.
26: I should not encourage her to go into Mommy's diaper bag and throw diapers out of the window by saying they have a small environmental footprint.
27: If Mommy asks me why there's a pile of diapers outside of Ella's window, I should not answer "I don't know, maybe she's grown up now."
28: The Seventh Generation Diapers has a lightweight core that uses less processed wood pulp, but not because a giant termite escaped from the military.
29: If Ella has a nightmare that makes Mommy have to get up in the middle of the night, I will not complain when she also wakes me up and makes me stay awake with her.
30: For the next two months I am no longer allowed to watch any of Dad's horror movie DVDs.
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Features
Recommended Sizes
- Stage 2: 12-18 lbs
- Stage 3: 16-28 lbs
- Stage 4: 22-37 lbs
- Stage 5: 27-35 lbs
- Stage 6: 35 lbs+
Case Breakdown
- Stage 2: 1 Case, containing 4-40 ct packs of diapers = 160 total diapers ($0.17 / Unit)
- Stage 3: 1 Case, containing 4-35 ct packs of diapers = 140 total diapers ($0.19 / Unit)
- Stage 4: 1 Case, containing 4-30 ct packs of diapers = 120 total diapers ($0.22 / Unit)
- Stage 5: 1 Case, containing 4-26 ct packs of diapers = 104 total diapers ($0.26 /Unit)
- Stage 6: 1 Case, containing 4-22 ct packs of diapers = 88 total diapers ($0.30 /Unit)
Features
- Premium absorbency and soft, cloth-like comfort for your little one
- Adjustable tabs give baby a soft and comfortable fit
- Free of chlorine processing, free of fragrances & latex, free of petroleum based lotions
- Hypoallergenic
- Improved environmental footprint, due to the re-designed, lighter-weight core that is more efficient at absorption and uses less processed, chlorine-free wood pulp
- For the past 20 years, Seventh Generation’s mission has been to help you protect your world with their environmentally responsible and effective household products
- Product Video: CLICK HERE!
Specs
In the box:Choose the SIZE that will best fit your kiddo.
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(1) Case of Seventh Generation Free & Clear Diapers
(choose from Stage 2, Stage 3, Stage 4, Stage 5 or Stage 6)
Specs
In the box:Choose the SIZE that will best fit your kiddo.
-
(1) Case of Seventh Generation Free & Clear Diapers
(choose from Stage 2, Stage 3, Stage 4, Stage 5 or Stage 6)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
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