Too Much Monkey Business
Its flight range may be limited to a theoretical 50 feet, but its getting-on-everyone's-nerves range is far greater than that. It's the infamous Screaming Monkey, awakening from a long hibernation to find that someone has emblazoned a Woot logo on the cape of your choosing.
O monkey, what mysterious message is concealed in your hideous screech? What arcane edict dost thou proclaim, in your voice of startling volume and timbre? Hey monkey, just what are you trying to say, anyway?
We think it sounds something like "2014's over now! Thanks, everybody!"
And if you REALLY wanna drive someone crazy, give the monkey to their dog.
Features
Recommended Ages: 3+ Years
- They have returned!
- Yes, it's the good ones...
- Slingshot-like rubber arms
- Professed 50-foot flight ranges
- Majestic capes featuring an equally majestic Woot logo
- Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades
- Choose Your Cape Design: (Green - Bandolier of Carrots or Yellow - Bananas )
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item. No Military or PO Box shipments available at this time
Warranty: none!
Specs
In the box: Choose Cape Design (Green - Bandolier of Carrots or Yellow - Bananas )
- (1) Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape
Specs
In the box: Choose Cape Design (Green - Bandolier of Carrots or Yellow - Bananas )
- (1) Screaming Monkey with Woot Cape
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 1.006s
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