Does Whatever A Raincoat Can
Do any of you remember what it was to be a child in the early 1970s? Some of you do, perhaps, and some of you don't. And yes, it was a magical time, full of deadly playground equipment and cars without seat belts and well-meaning grandparents who survived World War II and only wanted to spoil their dearest grandbabies beyond belief. But it was also a time when Spider-Man was still pretty much a brand-new superhero, and not every grown up knew who he was.
So imagine then: a young boy asks for a Spider-Man mask for Halloween. And what does he get? Something entirely different. Not with malice, not with hate, but through a simple improperly labeled mask, made famous by a rock star who didn't think about the children he would be hurting. And lo, Halloween was ruined.
Why tell this story, you may ask? To prove a point. And what's the point, you may ask? A good question. And why can't we just get on with the answer and stop wasting your time, you may ask? Well, aren't YOU the rude one! But fine, here it is, here's the point:
If you buy one of these raincoats for your child, they will actually be the CORRECT version of the characters we're promising you.
Sure, that seems only logical for all you youngsters who came of age in the modern era, but us old-timers know the pain of finding out your mother actually brought home "Supurb-Man" sneakers or a bright blue "Hukl" t-shirt. And we'd never inflict that sort of shame on a poor child who only wanted to show off a princess or Spider-Man as they try to make the best of an early spring shower.
Rest easy, children of today. We kids of the '70s suffered so you don't have to.
Features
Available Sizes in Spider-Man (Youth Sizes): 4 - 12
Available Sizes in Princess (Youth Sizes): 4 - 8
- Keep your little ones warm, and dry when it starts to pour
- Choose from The Amazing Spider-Man, or Disney Princesses designs
- 100% Polyurethane outer shell is water proof, and great for repelling water and mud
- Soft polyurethane lining that is waterproof & windproof, so your child will be able to depend on this jacket
- Five snap buttons make these coats easy to put on and take off for both child and parent alike
- Both designs feature two front pockets with single snap button closure
- Both are hooded to keep little heads warm and dry as well
The Amazing Spider-Man
- Features red piping accents to make the design pop
- The front left features a design situated above the pocket with Spiderman and The Amazing Spider-Man film logo
- The back features a large picture of Spiderman with his nickname "Web Slinger" below
Disney Princesses
- Features ruffled detail accents on the shoulders, pockets, and back
- The front left features a design situated above the pocket with Belle from Beauty & The Beast and flowers
- The back features a large picture of with Sleeping Beauty, Belle, and Rapunzel in flowers
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
Raincoats | |
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Outer Shell Material: | 100% Polyurethane |
Inner Lining Material: | 100% Polyester |
Country of Origin: | China |
Care Instructions: |
- Wipe with Clean Damp Cloth - Do Not Dry Clean - Do Not Machine Wash or Dry - Do Not Bleach - Do Not Iron |
In the Box:
- (1) The Amazing Spider-Man Raincoat
~ Or ~
- (1) Disney Princesses Raincoat
Specs
Raincoats | |
---|---|
Outer Shell Material: | 100% Polyurethane |
Inner Lining Material: | 100% Polyester |
Country of Origin: | China |
Care Instructions: |
- Wipe with Clean Damp Cloth - Do Not Dry Clean - Do Not Machine Wash or Dry - Do Not Bleach - Do Not Iron |
In the Box:
- (1) The Amazing Spider-Man Raincoat
~ Or ~
- (1) Disney Princesses Raincoat
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 21.119s
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