Smurfin' USA

You're old enough to remember the pronoun nightmare that was The Smurfs. But to the little ones? Smurfs are just cute!

Sharon took a steely-eyed look at the Smurf head on the handlebars of the My First Smurfy Trike.

"So. We meet again."

Sharon had met this particular creature before, once upon a time, back in the 1980s. She'd been a young woman just starting her life. No cable, no Internet, and Saturday morning was still designed around the children. It was a calm, sweet, beautiful era. And then, it ended. With the word "Smurf."

Sharon remembered the children at the day care. "I feel Smurfy!" "I got a new Smurf today!" "I wouldn't Smurf that to Smurf my life!" The teachers would brush if off like it was nothing. But for a young mother desperate to do everything right? It was shattering.

Sometimes Smurf was a noun. Sometimes Smurf was an adjective. A few times Sharon was CERTAIN that Smurf was in the past participle, though maybe she just dreamed that. All her friends and neighbors seemed to understand it perfectly. WHY. COULDN'T. SHE.

When the 90s came around, she'd assumed The Smurfs were gone forever. But now, staring at her, in the place of honor on a brand new trike, was that familiar blue face.

Sharon patted it. "You're lucky," she said, "you're lucky my granddaughter loves you. But she'll forget you one day. And when that day comes, my little blue friend… you're Smurfed."

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Recommended Ages: 2-4 Years

  • Molded in high density Polyethylene for sturdy construction
  • Safe design features strong, durable steel axles
  • Easy to assemble
  • Never use near cars and other moving vehicles, near streets, steps, sloped driveways, hills, roadways, alleys, swimming pools, or other bodies of water

WARNING: This product contains small parts which are for adult assembly only

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Dimensions: 25.5"L x 16"W x 17"H
Weight Limit: 40 lbs.
Construction: Polyethylene with Steel Axles
Assembly Required: Yes
Age Range: 2 - 4 Years

In the box:

  • (1) Amloid My First Smurfy Trike - 720
  • (1) Decal Sheet
  • Assembly Instructions


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% second woot
  • 40% < 10 woots
  • 24% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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My First Smurfy Trike
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