What sound does a car make, Jimmy? "Vroom vroom!" That's right! Good job, Jimmy. Now, what sound does a horse make? "Vroom vroom!" No, buddy. A horse says NEIGH, remember? "Vroom vroom!" OK, let's move on. What sound does a doggie make? "Vroom vroom!" You know what? How about we just play ball instead?
If you don't give your kid something to ride, he's going to find something of his own. The arm of the couch. The dog. You. Think about how awkward it'll be every time you have guests over if you don't give him some kind of riding outlet? That's what I though. How about a nice skooter? Great. I'll put you down for two.