Your children are growing up in a world where everything is digital. Phone numbers don't live in their head, they live in the phone in their pocket! Telling time isn't about hands, it's about reading the numbers off the VCR! The VCR you don't even use since you got a Blu-ray! Why do you even still HAVE that thing?

Long story short: your kids are part of the generation who will never, ever, ever do anything IRL when they can do it online. Don't deny it. Celebrate it! Get 'em some gifts right here, right now, as part of the magical CYBER MONDAY we've all come to know and love. Then they can make fun of the other kids. You know, the ones who were unlucky enough to have parents that shop at tsk real world stores.

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