Pushed Around

I know Mom wanted me to take you to the playground today, buddy, but trust me. That whole place was bad news.

Ugh. I don’t know about you, kiddo, but I got the shivers as soon as we got out of the car. Those weren’t kids, honey. Those were savages, all screaming and yelling and knocking each other down and jumping off stuff they weren’t supposed to climb on. And their lazy parents, geez, did you get a load of them? I don’t think any one of them looked up from their phones the whole fifteen seconds we were there. No way was I setting you loose to face that mob. Oops, you’ve got a little whipped cream on your nose. There. Daddy got it.

And, I mean, did you see the size of that slide? That thing was so big it might as well empty out into an emergency room. And why do they have to make it a tunnel the whole way down, huh? That’s just crazy, if you ask me. What if for some reason you got stuck coming down and one of those grunting proto-children came rocketing down and kicked you in the head? Daddy would go to jail for breaking a smartphone against some idiot parent’s face, that’s what. Does that sound like more fun than sitting in your Lamaze Ignite Stroller and getting ice cream with your old man? Heck no, it doesn’t.

Don’t get me wrong, kid. I’m all for you getting some fresh air. I’m more than happy to have you seated comfortably and safely in the five-point harness and we stroll around the park or neighborhood on the eight six-inch wheels. With all this storage space and these nice tall handles, I could take you out all day if necessary. But that back there screamed “YOU GUYS SHOULD GO GET SUNDAES.” I’m pretty confident I made the right decision. How about you, champ?

Man, this parenting thing isn’t so bad as long as I keep you away from other stupid people and their kids. I guess you still need exercise, though. Maybe you could conveniently make Mom chase after you at bath time or something. That should do it.

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Features

 

Warranty: 1 year Lamaze

Condition: New

Features:

  • Easier for you, more comfortable for your baby
  • Comfortably fits children up to 50 pounds
  • Features today’s popular Euro-styled frame combined with contemporary fashions to deliver a stroller that you will love to use
  • Wider seat base means a more comfortable ride for your child, which will keep them in their seat longer
  • The eight large wheels (6” diameter) allow your stroller to glide over any surface
  • Five-point harness to keeps your child securely seated
  • Taller handles mean no more hitting the back side of the stroller or the wheels while walking
  • Fully adjustable and removable canopy provides the comfort of shade
  • Recline feature allows child to comfortably snooze while you walk
  • Large upper storage console provides easy access to your water bottle, keys, wallet and more
  • Underneath storage provides plenty of room for a diaper bag and any other extras you bring or buy along the way
  • When you stop, the rear wheel brakes (and front wheel swivel locks) will allow the stroller to stay in place
  • Easy one-hand fold design

Technical Specifications:

  • Dimensions: 34.5” L x 18.5” W x 39” H
  • Weight: 14 lbs

In the box: 

  • (1) Lamaze Ignite Stroller (choose either Black/Red or Brown/Blue)

Specs

Lamaze Ignite Stroller, Storage Compartments, Five-Point Harness

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Lamaze Ignite Stroller
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