Come one, come all to see the AMAZING, 5'10" giant! At twenty-five years old, he stands at a fairly average male height, and yet somehow TOWERS over his surroundings! Scientists can't explain it! Magicians can't explain it! My friend Gary TRIES to explain it but FAILS because even a total friggin' know-it-all like Gary is absolutely STUMPED by the MYSTERY of the AMAZING 5'10" giant!
Why, look there: watch how his by no means lumbering stature LOOMS over the wooden picnic table that is, by the way, NOT a Merry Garden Kids Wooden Picnic Table! See how he awkwardly attempts to get his NOT-SUPER-LONG legs through the space between the bench and table! And if AMAZINGLY he does manage to sit down, he will find that his legs are CRAMPED, or that his knees PUSH UP AGAINST the table's underside! And yet, he and the table both remain totally NORMAL-SIZED! I repeat, totally NORMAL-SIZED!
Or... well... hold on! Now that we look closer, we see that it actually IS a Merry Garden Kids Wooden Picnic Table! Not a normal-sized one at all, but a tiny table for children! Our bad! Guess he's not a 5'10" giant after all! Just a normal 5'10" guy! You probably want your money back then! Well...*runs away*
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Features
This classic Kids Picnic table is made out of Fir wood. It is ready to be painted or stained, as it is unfinished. The rounded edges and corners are safe for children. Suitable for indoor and outdoor use and seats up to 4 kids. Minimal assembly required; hardware and instructions included.
- May be painted or stained in any color!
- The rounded edges and corners are safe for children
- Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
- Seats up to 4 children
- Minimal assembly required
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Merry Products
Specs
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Depth: | 31" |
Width: | 35" |
Height: | 19.6" |
Weight: | 20 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Merry Garden Kids Wooden Picnic Table
Specs
Specifications | |
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Depth: | 31" |
Width: | 35" |
Height: | 19.6" |
Weight: | 20 lbs |
In the box:
(1) Merry Garden Kids Wooden Picnic Table
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