Seriously, Who Wears A Cap To Bed

'Twas the night before Christmas/and that line you understand/only because of the books/you once held in your hand!

On shoppers! Consumers! Impulse buyers! And more!
Today you kill time at our small online store!
And you're thinking of Christmas and Christmassy rhymes
Because you grew up reading them over time.

You know of that dumb kerchief and that stupid cap
Because, on your shelves, lots of books on that crap
Were sitting there constantly as up you grew
So it's time that your children got to learn it all too!

On KidKraft! Sling bookshelves! They'll see spine or cover!
Soft canvas! Quite stylish! Shelves not like any other!
From back of the room to the edge of the hall
They'll take away, take away, take away all-

-the knowledge from books, and from them they'll make
The cultural touchstones that for granted we take.
Then you'll hear them exclaim (and won't they just sound so bright?)
"Merry Christmas to all! Hey, I get that! Good night!"

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Features

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  • Make reading fun again (as if it ever wasn't)
  • These high quality sling-style bookshelves will be the pride of your child's library
  • Choose from natural or primary colors
  • Books can be displayed by front or back cover instead of the spine, making it easier for kids to choose
  • Soft canvas shelves keep books from being damaged
  • Child suitable height
  • Sturdy construction
  • Quick and easy assembly

Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Sling Bookshelf
Dimensions: 24" L x 28" H x 11.8" D
Item Weight: 16 lbs
Materials: MDF / Cotton Fabric
Country of Origin: China

In the Box:

Choose your color

  • (1) KidKraft Sling Primary Color Bookshelf - 14226

~ Or ~

  • (1) KidKraft Sling Natural Color Bookshelf - 14221

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 53.332s
First Sucker:
ddloydwright
Last Wooter to Woot:
jasonj121

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 33% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 80% bought 1
  • 16% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

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KidKraft Sling Bookshelf - 2 Colors
$34.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$34.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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