Well, kid, I think we can safely say that your training is complete.

And to think you could barely even say the words “choo choo” when we started this endeavor. You barely had any idea what a train was, much less what it did or why it needed track to get from here to there. A lot of people told me I was a fool to think you’d ever find fun and excitement within the storage of the rolling trundle of this espresso-finished table, but I knew better. I could see in your eyes the grand destiny that awaited you in those 87 pieces of safe and durable wood, birch, MDF, and plastic. It was only a matter of time.

Now look at you and the way you control the workings of the bustling metropolis that sits atop your KidKraft Metro Train Table & Train set. Not only are you happily directing the train over mountains and bridges, you’re using the movable crane and running the tiny airport all on your own. I can see now you don’t need me to help put it all together anymore. You’ve made it. You’re finally the playtime conductor I always knew you’d be.

No, no, buddy, I’m not sad. I’m just proud. Really, really proud. I wonder if Ringo Starr felt like this when he passed the conductor’s hat to George Carlin.

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