Unless you dress your baby up like Blue Han Solo and wear a tauntaun costume, nobody is going to care how you choose to carry your baby.

But you’ll care. It will haunt you. You’ll hear a laugh from an outdoor cafe and think “Is that some other mother, judging my parenting skills?” And every night you’ll lie awake, wishing. Wishing that you’d bought an Infantino Wrap and Tie Infant Carrier instead of just using those bits of barrel lashed together with burlap sacks.

Of course the truth of the matter is that the other mommies are too busy with their own worries to even notice your baby carrying choices. Maybe even one or two of them are secretly impressed by how eco-friendly your barrel device seems to be. But still, they’re going to hate you because of your lack of confidence and low self esteem. It’s been proven in laboratory tests again and again, low self esteem due to carrier issues will attract well meaning but judgmental mommies to a helpless baby exactly like wolves to, well, a helpless baby. However, when you’re standing proud with an easily adjustable natural buckle-free bucket seat that boasts wide and comfortable padded straps, you won’t have any esteem issues at all. And the other mommies will notice that sense of freedom you have when you just tie and go.

Additionally, the Infantino Wrap and Tie Infant Carrier has the respect of the baby carrier industry. When the Infantino Sling Rider was recently recalled, the Infantino Wrap and Tie Infant Carrier was one of the CPSCs recommended replacement products. And that’s because this Infantino Wrap and Tie Infant Carrier has never been recalled.

Those crucial first years shape a baby for life. Do you want your child to duck down when you drive past the elementary school? Do you want to find out about “Bring Your Mom To School Day” two weeks late? Do you want to live with the shame of hearing the words “Cathy’s mom is cooler than you are”? Of course you don’t. So help your child grow steeped in the subconscious clues which will demonstrate that you are the alpha mom, and that you set the standard against which the neighborhood mommies measure themselves. Carry your child in an Infantino Wrap and Tie Infant Carrier. Oh, but don’t wear that shirt.

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