Well, kids, I've got some bad news: I accidentally shrunk our family.

I was working on my experiments, and next thing I know, we're all roughly the size of ants. That yellow wall next to you, that's actually a banana.

Now, not to worry, I'm working on a formula that should get us back to a normal size, but it may take a little while. In the meantime, we can get around using this Hot Wheels R/C Terrain Twister. It's already got batteries inside, and it says here that the controller is easy to use, even for small children, which I'm hoping they were taking literally when they wrote that.

In order to get back to a normal size, we're going to need to collect a series of strange ingredients through a series of tedious errands, but don't worry -- our R/C Terrain Twister is engineered to handle dirt, sand, grass, water, and even snow. You name it, kids, and we should be able to drive on it.

Oh, and before I forget, there's one last thing: avoid our lovable dog Rufus. He won't recognize us, and he won't be so lovable when you're stuck inside his stomach.

Any questions?

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