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“He’s here! He’s here! The Time Traveller has returned!”
“Step away! Step away! Make room!”
“He’s going to talk! Oh, this is the best day 1899 has ever seen!”
My friends… I have been to the far-away future of the 21st Century, and seen… oh, so many wonders.
“Tell us of some!”
“What do they eat? Pure energy?”
Ha ha, no, Widow Patterson. The people of the future eat a variety of delicious cookies – some with frosting! – that they bake through the power of the atom itself!
“Really? Frosted cookies?”
“Now, Time Traveller, don’t tease us! What did you really see?”
No, honestly. They’ve got something called a Easy-Bake Microwave & Style Deluxe Delights Cake and Cookie Kit 2-Pack. Their smallest children assemble the cookie mix from packets at home-
“At home! Ha! Who would make that effort with a bakery on every corner?”
There are no bakeries, Alderman Jenkins. That’s why the Easy-Bake Microwave & Style Deluxe Delights Cake and Cookie Kit 2-Pack is so wonderful! It lets 21st Century children make desserts that can cook in their “micro-wave” device, and then decorate each one as they see fit!
“Decorating? Without an apprenticeship?”
“Aw, man, he’s lying. He’s so lying! He probably didn’t even GO to the future!”
No, no, my friends! Listen! The Easy-Bake Microwave & Style Deluxe Delights Cake and Cookie Kit 2-Pack makes it so simple to make desserts, why, even a child can do it, and well! And the time they save using the “micro-wave” device, they spend staring at moving images on the wall as they eat their snacks.
“Moving… on the wall? Like at a cinema?”
Yes, only every hour of the day, and clearer than seeing it with your own eyes. And always about these horrible people in New Jersey. For some reason the nation’s obsessed with them.
“New JERSEY?”
“Man, forget this guy. He’s making it all up.”
“I can’t believe I was going to show you my ankle!”
No, wait! Wait! It’s true! It’s all true, friends! I… wait... I…
...they're gone. Maybe their innocent minds just weren’t ready to hear the glories of the future. Maybe they just have to watch cookies evolve in the proper order. Slowly, as the universe presents it to them.
Guess it’s also a good thing I didn’t bring up the sleeved blankets.
Let's Bake
Package Contents
Packaging
Recommended Ages: 8 Years and Up
Allergen Information:
- Mixes contain WHEAT, MILK, EGGS, SOY, and trace amounts of PEANUTS, TREE NUTS, and SULFITES
Stain Advisory:
- Mixes may cause staining. Cover your entire workspace with wax paper or a plastic mat. If dry mix is spilled, DO NOT wipe it up with water. Use a stiff, dry broom or a vacuum. If wet mix is spilled, wash immediately with soap and water.
Note to Parents:
In the box:
Allergen Information:
- Mixes contain WHEAT, MILK, EGGS, SOY, and trace amounts of PEANUTS, TREE NUTS, and SULFITES
Stain Advisory:
- Mixes may cause staining. Cover your entire workspace with wax paper or a plastic mat. If dry mix is spilled, DO NOT wipe it up with water. Use a stiff, dry broom or a vacuum. If wet mix is spilled, wash immediately with soap and water.
Note to Parents:
In the box:
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