Helps With The Kids

Your kids want stuff. No, really, they do. Ask 'em "Do you guys want stuff?" and they'll yell back YEAAAAH! and then maybe throw in a "But it's good stuff, right?" And that's where you, the parent, come into play.

It's your job to find some good stuff and pass it along to the teeny types who don't know any better. Then they can smash it and tear and it feed it to a goat (how did that even get in your yard, anyway?) and demand more stuff. It's an endless cycle and the only thing that saves you from a pauper's grave is the though that one day you'll be mooching off them. And also, these Woot-offs.

Take this opportunity to stock up on the things your kids need and hide them in the drawer where you keep the broccoli. They'll never go in THERE, right?

Of course, the goat might. Maybe you should pick up a lock while you're thinking about it. Or call a goat exterminator. Whatever works for you.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Recommended Ages: 0+ months

  • The soft fabric naturally appeals to baby's sense of touch
  • Bright, cheery colors with one sleepy side and one wide-awake side
  • Crinkles when aqueezed for additional sensory stimulation
  • Nubby ring is perfect for the teething stage and helps soothe baby's tender gums

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: Approx. 5"L x 4"W x 1.5"D
Care: Wipe with damp cloth, do not immerse in water
Material: All new material used, Polyester Fibers, Cellophane

In the box:

  • (1) ZoLO HaHa Ringo, Multi-Sensory Teething Rattle

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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HaHa Ringo, Teething Rattle
$5.99 Sold Out Baby & Toddler
$5.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 3
Woot! Kids.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.