Liar Liar
Here is a list of things my mom told me would happen if I didn't stop what I was doing but that never did and why.
1. Stop making that face or it'll freeze like that.
I made funny faces all the time. My face never got stuck like any of them for an extended period of time. Why? Because that's not how muscles work. Unless you're having a stroke, in which case they don't work at all.
2. Don't lean back in the chair like that because you'll fall.
I leaned back in a lot of chairs in my day. Never once did I fall, not counting that time my stupid cousin kicked the leg out from under me. Why? Because I had Guidecraft chairs with angled back legs for stability.
3. Stop jumping on the table. You're gonna break it.
While this is actually pretty good advice since I was prone to stepping in dog doo and tracking it in on my sneakers, I never once broke any tables by jumping on them. Why? Because as naggy as she could be, mom had an eye for double bolt construction and hardwood posts.
4. Get off that computer and do something with your life or you're gonna die alone.
Well, I haven't died yet (probably since I've always heeded her warning not to go outside without a coat or I'll catch pneumonia). But I can say with absolute certainty that when it happens, I won't be alone. Why? Because I have the internet. SO TAKE THAT, MOM!
Features
Recommended Ages: 3+ Years
- Choose from two great color schemes your kids will love
- A sturdy task area ideal for reading homework or a project table
- Creates a fun, kid-sized space for your child
- Angled back legs for stability
- Double bolt construction on the table legs
- Hardwood posts and steel hardware
- Adult assembly required
Discovery Table and Chairs
- The table has a handsome Espresso finish
- Features one red and one blue chair with routing details
- View a PDF version of the Discovery Table assembly instructions here
- View a PDF version of the Discovery Chairs assembly instructions here
Harmony Table and Chairs
- The table has a beautiful white finish
- Features one pink and one yellow chair with routing details
- View a PDF version of the Harmony Table assembly instructions here
- View a PDF version of the Harmony Chairs assembly instructions here
Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii , APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year Guidecraft
Specs
Table & Chairs | |
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Table Dimensions: | 24" L x 36" W x 24" H |
Chair Dimensions: | 13" L x 13" W x 27" H |
Seat Height: | 14" |
Weight Capacity Per Chair: | 100 lbs |
Materials: | MDF, Pine (posts and legs) |
Country of Origin: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Guidecraft Table
- (2) Guidecraft Chairs
- Assembly Hardware
- Assembly Instructions
Specs
Table & Chairs | |
---|---|
Table Dimensions: | 24" L x 36" W x 24" H |
Chair Dimensions: | 13" L x 13" W x 27" H |
Seat Height: | 14" |
Weight Capacity Per Chair: | 100 lbs |
Materials: | MDF, Pine (posts and legs) |
Country of Origin: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) Guidecraft Table
- (2) Guidecraft Chairs
- Assembly Hardware
- Assembly Instructions
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