Pedal To The, Um, Wood

A pedaless bike? At last! No more wasting my hard-earned dollars subsidizing the worthless pedal unions and their lazy make-work projects.

What kind of message does that send to our children? I mean, free pedals? Pedals they didn't even earn? No way, no how. That's why my kids get a nice, sane, logical Wooden Balance Bike.

Put your kid on this and they'll learn the important skills they'll one day need to ride a real bike- that they'll pay for themselves! And there's no wasted money on subsidized training wheels with this Balance Bike. Your kids have legs they got for free, that's all they need to achieve! Legs and will! Heck, it's got pneumatic rubber tires, what more do they WANT?

Nothing's standing in the way of your child buying a freakin' motorcycle if that's what they really wanna do. But YOU shouldn't have to give up YOUR earnings to pay for THEIR lifestyle! Give 'em a Wooden Balance Bike out of love, sure. Help 'em get started in life. But if they want pedals and chains and engines? They can kick-push themselves up to the bootstrap store and buy some on their own!

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Features

Recommended Ages: 2+ Years

  • Children boost their confidence learning to balance and ride
  • No pedals! No training wheels!
  • Pneumatic rubber tires with extra long tube valves
  • Rubberized handle bar grips
  • Cushioned leatherette seat
  • Adjustable seat height to grow with your child with 5 height positions adjustable from 13.5 to 17.5 inches
  • Maximum weight up to 60 pounds
  • Made from environmentally friendly rubberwood and strictly using Non-Toxic Paints, Dyes and Lacquers and Formaldehyde Free Glue
  • Packaging is made from at least 70% recycled paper

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Smart Bike
Dimensions: 32.3" x 22" x 14.4"
Weight: 11 lbs
Seat Height: 13.5" - 17.5"
Maximum Weight: 60 lbs
Country of Origin: Thailand

In the box:

  • (1) Wonderworld - Go Go Smart Bike - sg394w33

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 21.005s
First Sucker:
dalematthew
Last Wooter to Woot:
norky1978

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3

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