We can’t stress it enough: this digital drum set will be much quieter than an analog one.

Your kid wants to bang on stuff. That’s what kids do. It’s a satisfying release of energy and it’s also a neat way to learn how things are different. Hit the stove with a stick? THUNGGG. Hit the bathroom pipe with a fork? TANNNG. Drop a brick into the bathtub? BOOMF and the echo brings Mom running about two seconds later. Face it, parents, your kid is going to bang on stuff no matter what you do.

So instead of trying to ban it, and causing a horrible breakdown of authority and trust that’s guaranteed to force your child into a life of crime, why not buy them a First Act 5-Pad Digital Drum Set? It’s got six different kit options, so there’s plenty of sounds to learn, and there’s an input jack so you can play along with your favorite tunes. Even better, there’s an OUTPUT jack, which means you’ll only have to hear some light tapping, and then only if you’re in the hallway. Meanwhile your kid will be playing the 1812 Overture at full volume and absolutely loving life and thinking about what great parents he has.

See? We’ve got a solution to everything here at Kids.Woot. Always remember that if you’ve got a family problem, come to us first. Maybe next week we can solve that bedwetting issue with a Leakfrog and a Sansa.

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