Evenflo Modern High Chairs - 2 Colors

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And now, a demonstration of gravity from 18 month-old Buster Hinkle (as translated by his Uncle Jason).

Bah mah DAH buh buh mmm dah bah BAH!

(BEHOLD, FAIR PEOPLES OF THE DINNER TABLE! ‘Tis I, your infant tyrant, ready to dine once again upon the finest pureed vegetables and fruits your kingdom can provide. This thing you call “hunger” overwhelms my young stomach and I demand feedings at once! Servant woman whom I have dubbed “Mother,” ATTEND TO ME WITH BITS OF CEREAL!)

Badaba? pah mmmah dah? Ssss bebebebe mehbada. DAH DAH BAHDAHMAH! Bo bo bobah PHHBBT!

(Am I not glorious here upon my Feasting Throne? Does the easy-to-clean and durable pad on which I rest my chubby bottom not delight you all? I sense that you do not look upon me with the proper reverence. PERHAPS AN EXAMPLE OF THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE GLEANED FROM YOUR WORLD OUTSIDE THE WOMB WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL I AM?! Gaze upon me now, my tall peasants, as I present to you the true “gravity” of your situation!)

Ladda ladda ladda buh new new bah. Fffffffah nah nah nah BAH!

(Watch as I take within my meaty hand these tiny puffed-corn “wagon wheels,” as you call them. Normally, I would shove these bits into my mouth whilst slobbering merrily upon the fingers I hold so dear. But not today. Today, I will toss them to the ground LIKE SO!)

Ah DAH! Ah dah dah bah dah!

(HA HA! Yes, servant woman. Clean it up. See how I make you dance from my position of power on my Evenflo Modern High Chair? Do you see how, even though you may have me securely seated with the five-point safety harness, you still cannot control me?! This 3-position reclining seat back may make it easier for you to feed me, my minions, but it will not save you from my tyranny!)

Bah mah? Lewlewlew bah dah mah?! DAH! DAH!

(Wait. What are you doing? I thought you were bringing me that pudding cup! I DEMAND THAT PUDDING CUP! Just leave the cereal bits for the dog and BRING ME THAT PUDDING CUP!)

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Features

Maximum Suggested Weight: 40 lbs

  • A sleek high chair that is designed to fit in the modern kitchen
  • Features an easy to clean and durable foam seat pad
  • 6 Height adjustments for mom's convenience
  • 3 Position reclining seat back
  • A 5-point harness to keep baby secure
  • Design to fit mom's modern style
  • Dishwasher safe removable tray insert
  • Offers the perfect blend of convenience, durability, and style to help make feeding more enjoyable for baby and mom

Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Evenflo

 

Specs

High Chair
Open Dimensions: 41.5" H x 21.38" W x 31" D
Weight: 22 lbs
Weight Limit: 40 lbs
Folded Dimensions: 41.5" H x 21.4" W x 8" D
Seat Width: 21.4"
Seat Depth: 31"

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Evenflo Modern High Chairs - 2 Colors
$54.99 Sold Out Baby & Toddler
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.