And now, a demonstration of gravity from 18 month-old Buster Hinkle (as translated by his Uncle Jason).

Bah mah DAH buh buh mmm dah bah BAH!

(BEHOLD, FAIR PEOPLES OF THE DINNER TABLE! ‘Tis I, your infant tyrant, ready to dine once again upon the finest pureed vegetables and fruits your kingdom can provide. This thing you call “hunger” overwhelms my young stomach and I demand feedings at once! Servant woman whom I have dubbed “Mother,” ATTEND TO ME WITH BITS OF CEREAL!)

Badaba? pah mmmah dah? Ssss bebebebe mehbada. DAH DAH BAHDAHMAH! Bo bo bobah PHHBBT!

(Am I not glorious here upon my Feasting Throne? Does the easy-to-clean and durable pad on which I rest my chubby bottom not delight you all? I sense that you do not look upon me with the proper reverence. PERHAPS AN EXAMPLE OF THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE GLEANED FROM YOUR WORLD OUTSIDE THE WOMB WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW POWERFUL I AM?! Gaze upon me now, my tall peasants, as I present to you the true “gravity” of your situation!)

Ladda ladda ladda buh new new bah. Fffffffah nah nah nah BAH!

(Watch as I take within my meaty hand these tiny puffed-corn “wagon wheels,” as you call them. Normally, I would shove these bits into my mouth whilst slobbering merrily upon the fingers I hold so dear. But not today. Today, I will toss them to the ground LIKE SO!)

Ah DAH! Ah dah dah bah dah!

(HA HA! Yes, servant woman. Clean it up. See how I make you dance from my position of power on my Evenflo Modern High Chair? Do you see how, even though you may have me securely seated with the five-point safety harness, you still cannot control me?! This 3-position reclining seat back may make it easier for you to feed me, my minions, but it will not save you from my tyranny!)

Bah mah? Lewlewlew bah dah mah?! DAH! DAH!

(Wait. What are you doing? I thought you were bringing me that pudding cup! I DEMAND THAT PUDDING CUP! Just leave the cereal bits for the dog and BRING ME THAT PUDDING CUP!)

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