Get those markers outta here! This here's a CRAYON block!

Yeah, I grew up around here. Used to walk these streets when I was young. Now it's all changed. Like, see that over there? The shopping mall? When I was a kid, it was a building made entirely from crayons.

Or what about that grocery store? Yeah, over there. When I was a kid it was still a grocery store, but a grocery store made entirely from crayons. That bank, that subway station, that jewelry store? Crayons, crayons, crayons.

See, people would always kinda pick up these colorful Wooky Stow and Go Block Crayons back then, and just make these structures. Well, of COURSE they stacked, and real good too! We'd color all morning, illustrations on the 25 foot paper roll, then in the afternoon we'd make a little building by stacking our crayons. Then we'd move on to the next town and start again.

Oh, oh, oh! That warehouse! That was the old movie theater! I used to go there every weekend, until the fire marshal shut it down because it was entirely made from crayons. Said it wasn't fit for humans to occupy. But it sure was fun to build.

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