The Big Vote

Today we weren't sure how to sell our Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer to the public. So we're asking you, the customer, for help. Click through and see what you can do, okay?

Sometimes, our writing team comes up with two equally stupid brilliant ideas, and which don't know which to use! So today, we're offering three different premises up to you, the reader. Please take a moment to consider which "joke" is the worst, then post your choice in the forums. Based on your feedback, we'll know which writer we have to fire!

WRITER ONE: Imagine your child and their Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer, driving around the floor around their judge's bench. Imagine your child and their Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer, driving down the red carpet of the local charity ball. Imagine your child and their Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer, sitting in at a Chamber Of Commerce meeting to help solve zoning issues. Why, in that situation, you might even call them... a Caterpillar of the community!

WRITER TWO: So your child's playing with their Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer, and then you suddenly hear the pedal crank come to a halt. You peek around the corner and there you see it: the fully operational front loader full of a beautifully covered bug. Clearly, your child went to the right and collided with the poor creature. You walk over calmly. You say "Are you okay, sweetheart?" And your child looks up and says "Wow! Guess I just turned my Caterpillar... into a butterfly!"

WRITER THREE: Once upon a time, there was a Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer that, um, watched Doctor Who! And, um, that Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer didn't want to be fired so it was, um, that one with the angels in it? You know, with David Tennant? And then, the Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer went to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer... no, wait, Firefly! Yeah, and there was pizza for dinner! Because everybody loves pizza! LOOK I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE FIRED RIGHT NOW OKAY I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON IN MY LIFE

There you go, readers! Should we fire writer one, writer two, or writer three? Post your answers in the forum! And thanks for the help!

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Features

Recommended Ages: 2 to 5 Years
Weight Limit: 50 lbs

  • The CATERPILLAR™ Kid Tractor is sure to excite all active children who enjoy playing outside. Big in features
  • Designed as a starter tractor model to fit younger children
  • This front loader tractor is sure to bring hours of fun and joy to your junior farmers
  • Fully functional components make this tractor just like the real thing
  • Features a fully operational front loader that scoops, carries and dumps
  • Oversized resin tires with a long lasting rubberized tread strip
  • High impact blow molded resin body for superb style and durability
  • Fully enclosed chain drive system with external adjustment
  • Pedal crank with eccentric bearing
  • Move the earth, and then haul the dirt in the included trailer
  • Lift up the hood to check that the engine is up to snuff
  • Proudly “Made in Germany” with precision quality

Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Tractor with Trailer
Seat Height: 13"
Dimensions: 67" L x 19" W x 22" H
Weight: 22 lbs
Package Dimensions: 32" L x 16" W x 18" H
Package Weight: 23 lbs
Country of Origin: Germany

In the Box:

  • (1) Kettler Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer - 23288

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
54m 58.008s
First Sucker:
egadog
Last Wooter to Woot:
1shellym

Purchaser Experience

  • 23% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 19% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 99% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Caterpillar Tractor with Trailer
$129.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$129.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.