Don't Minni Me

Its to late for me, my child. But you still have time to lern how to do things that are actually usefull.

No, don't worry abou tme. Its my own fault. Instead of aquiring skills that would make me an asset to my family and community, Iv'e wasted decades on... what? I can rank the Black Sabbath lead singers in great detail (Ozzy is #1, of coarse, but my #2 may suprise you!). I can create a killer ChuChu Rocket level. I can resight every line of dialog in Red Dawn right along wiht he Wolverines. But I can't keep my house from falling a part around my children.

I've tried to pick it up, believe me. But lets face it, I'm decades beyond the point where "tips 'n' tricks" are going too help. I never developed the sleightest facility for manual labor while my sinapses we're fresh and nimble. They'res no way it'll take know.

That's why you have to play with this Bosch Mini Junior Workbench. Get used to the feeling of a saw in youre hands. Get comfortable with pliers and screwdrivers. Get to now the diffrence between a vice and a whole in the ground. Because if you don't start no, you'll winde up like me, a pathetic cross between an Eloi, a Pakled, and a Laputa.

I know you don't now what those words mean. I hop you never do.

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Recommended Ages: 3 to 8 Years

  • Crafting a digital mine on a computer, in cyberspace, is not a marketable skill
  • Teach your kids to be useful, by letting them play with REAL tools, and use their REAL organic non-polygon hands.
  • Stands over 27" tall
  • Comes with a saw, hammer, pliers, vise, hand screwdriver and much more
  • Great for your aspiring carpenters
  • Made from plastic
  • Adult assembly required (takes approximately 15 minutes)

Shipping Note: A physical address within the 48 contiguous states is required for delivery, shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO and PO Boxes is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Mini Junior Workbench
Assembled Dimensions: 27" H x 19" W x 14" D
Weight: 4.85 lbs
Care and Cleaning: Wipe Clean With a Damp Cloth
Assembly Details: No Tools Needed
Country of Origin: China

In the Box:

  • (1) Theo Klein Bosch Mini Junior Workbench
  • (1) Saw
  • (1) Hammer
  • (1) Pliers
  • (1) Vise
  • (1) Hand screwdriver
  • (1) Hardhat
  • Nuts and bolts
  • Spanners

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Bosch Mini Junior Workbench
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