Lady Nari

It's not the 1580s. You don't have to strap your kid to a board being dragged behind a mule. Use a Baby Nari Hip Hugger and be comfy instead!

Ah, my dear cousin. Baby Nari, they called you. Now they call you Nari, Queen of Scots. And soon? Soon they will call you another forgotten soul who fell beneath my reign.

"So, um-"

"I know, Kid, I know. Just ... just don't say anything. Pretend it's not a Baby Nari Hip Hugger the Queen is talking to right now. Pretend it's a person."

Yes, Nari. You thought a number of different sitting options would protect you from my wrath? I kept you close, not because you were my cousin, but because I know you covet my throne as your own. I will not be undermined, my dear. I was born to rule, and nothing you do will ever take that right from me.

"That's crazy! A Baby Nari Hip Hugger doesn't need a throne. It basically IS a throne! For babies to be carried around in!"

"Kid, you have to understand something. Royalty doesn't always, you know, play by the same rules as we guards do. So if she says it's her cousin the usurper, it's her cousin the usurper. The check still clears just fine. And anyway, that 3D inner lining isn't going to start digging an escape tunnel at 4AM, you know? Just let Her Majesty have her little rant, and then we can play cards after."

No, my dear cousin. Make your peace with your Lord, for at dawn, I will take you from this place and imprison you in the Tower of London, hidden behind an iron mask, and you will never again see the light of day.

"How is she going to get an iron mask on a baby carrier?"

"I don't know, Kid, she'll probably use the Velcro straps and the Duraflex buckle."

"Hey, maybe she'll hide the Crown Jewels in the storage pocket and then add theft to the charges."

"Ha ha ha! I'd pay to see that!"

I CAN HEAR YOU TWO, YOU KNOW.

"..."

"It's okay, Kid, cleaning latrines isn't that hard once you get into a rhythm."

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Features

Recommended Ages: 10 months (22 lbs) - 36 months(40 lbs)

Recommended Waist Size: Up to 40"

  • An easier, more comfortable way to carry your child
  • You can carry and put down your baby in seconds. No more messy straps and buckles to deal with - unlike other baby carriers
  • With a number of different sitting options like facing mom, from the side,or in front of mom, your baby can see and explore their surroundings
  • Carrying your child can put a lot of stress on your lower back and arms leading to back problems, with hip hugger all of your babies weight is evenly distributed to relieve stress on your lower back and maintain a well-balanced posture
  • The carrier is slim fitting, so it doesn't look bulky or feel obtrusive
  • Sturdy cross-stitching is used in all areas that support the most weight
  • Durable wide Velcro straps with a 50mm Duraflex buckle secures the belt
  • Non-skid heart shaped material and raised back to help your child stay in place
  • A tilted seat helps compensate your child's weight and keeps them close to your body
  • Inner lining has a 3-D Aerated mesh, making it breathable, yet warm
  • The mesh regulates your temperature by wicking away moisture while providing insulation
  • Also includes convenient storage pocket for phones, keys, etc.

*WARNING: You must support your baby's back or belly with your arm at all times for safety

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Hip Hugger
Belt Length: 48"
Belt Width: 5.5"
Maximum Waist Size: 40"
Maxumum Baby Weight: 40 lbs

In the box:

  • (1) Baby Nari Hip Hugger

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
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Baby Nari Hip Hugger
$34.99 Sold Out Baby & Toddler
$34.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.