Toys. Toys! TOYS!
Your child will play with anything, really. But other parents, THEY'RE the trouble. Mom Of The Year sees your kid talking to a rock? They'll bring your name up in the neighborhood gossip. Conform, and buy toys! Conform! CONFORM!!!
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Your child will play with anything, really. But other parents, THEY'RE the trouble. Mom Of The Year sees your kid talking to a rock? They'll bring your name up in the neighborhood gossip. Conform, and buy toys! Conform! CONFORM!!!
Shhhh. Shhhhhhhhhh. It's better this way. Buy toys. You'll be happy then. Shhhh. Shhhhhhhhhh. You know we're right.