Really, though, we've got some toys for you. And they're real toys. Real, genuine toys. And if you buy these toys, we'll actually send them to you. OR WILL WE?????
Yes, "Toys" was a 1992 movie starring Robin Williams, but surprisingly we're not talking about that. Instead, we're talking about those things that you played with as a kid. And still might play with for all we know. Sometimes they're plastic, and sometimes they're wooden. They come in many shapes, materials, etc. But just to set the record straight: we're not talking about the movie.