Babies have needs. Milk. Attention. Warmth. Protection. Not being dropped on their freaky heads. Those all count as baby needs. But the main thing baby needs? Cool stuff from Woot. Cool toys. Cool clothes. Cool weird little front-backpack thingies. Give baby what he/she/it needs. Also don't put him/her/it in the corner; babies hate that.
A boo goo goo goo. Googi googi. Wiggy wuggy wiggie. Who's the cutest little Woot shopper. You are, yes you are. A woogie woogie woo.
