Oh, Baby!
I don't like basketball. I'm not even sure how to play (the ball goes IN the basket?). But that doesn't matter. I still love watching the sport because I can't get enough of these enthusiastic commentators. With sayings like "Dipsy-doo dunkaroo" and "Super, scintillating, sensational!" what's not to love? Oh, right. We're selling baby stuff. Almost forgot to mention that.