It's already crowded enough in Mommy's belly. You don't want to be genetically engineering bibs and metal gates in there too. Just let the baby develop normally, and buy the extra stuff here. You know, how animals do it.
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See how simple it is? Having a child advances the species AND ALSO forces you to go buy stuff, thus stimulating the economy. What other proof do you need that capitalism is man's normal state?