Instead of going toy shopping, I used to get toys for my family by fishing at the pond next to the highway. It worked for awhile, but after catching my 26th tire, I decided to start buying Fisher-Price toys instead. They're fun, they're colorful, and best of all, they don't come covered in algae.
Fisher-Price makes toys, and they've been making toys for a long time. Since 1930, in fact. Think of the 83 year-olds you know; Fisher-Price is kind of like them! Except Fisher-Price is still making toys, not spending their days on the front porch yelling at people to get off their lawn.
